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WA Bishop's avatar

Or just listen to the man, on any subject, for five minutes.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Your answers will be enlightening.</i>

Either that's sarcasm or someone's in for a world of disappointment.

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Go get 'em, Abe!"

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"Larry and Louie are probably your next two presidents, at this rate!"

Larry and Moe seem pretty qualified, compared to the GOPtards they've trotted out so far.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I suggest we call this gang of candidates The New Riders of the Short Bus. My apologies to the Purple Sage.

fuflans's avatar

'louie' i'm really curious: how is obama's performance like a 5th grader?

no, seriously, explain this to me.

explain anything to me.

right, i didn't think so.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I'll let candidate Tommy Bruzzesi speak here: <i>"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence; talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent; genius will not. Unrewarded genius is almost a proverb; education alone will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination are omnipotent."</i>

Makes sense? I thought so!

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

HAHA YOU SAID PRONUNCIATED

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Kind of like choosing between the electric chair and lethal injection.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_17469_5-pathetic-groups-that-people-think-rule-world.html" target="_blank">Pathetic Groups That People Think Rule the World</a>

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Close examination of the pixels by wingnuts would prove it was Photoshopped.

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Some of the comments on Townhall are typical re†arded teabagger rants, but some are unintentionally hilarious: "My problem with Perry is that he is a typical big-government Republican who thinks government is the answer to every question."

Other winners: morons who think Obama got into Harvard Law with lousy grades, or a "foreign scholarship", or that Perry could teach himself law (just like Lincoln) if he wanted to.

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Obvioulsy, a dumberass would be even betterer.

Rick Perry/Homer Simpson 2012

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Even Reagan couldn't be the next Reagan in today's Repubican Party. While governor of California, he sign a law that effectively legalized abortion, long before Roe v Wade. Then there were his tax increases while POTUS. His association with well-known liberals like Tip O'Neil and Rock Hudson.

Reagan was in the military during WWII, but billeted to Hollywood to make training and propaganda films -- the kind of record that would be laughed at if he were a Demoncrat. Also, he was a Demoncrat until 1962 when he switched. "I didn't leave the Democratic Party. The party left me." Note to RR: The party has come back to you.