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The Quirk's avatar

One apparent reason for Newtie Tootie staying in the race is his apparent <i>Haaaaaate</i> for Romney. Seriously, it's like Mitts stole his lunch money when they were kids and the Toad just never got over it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I suppose I could have given more detail: He got a good deal, considering that I was the only bidder.

Not my fault he didn't set a reserve price.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/rowbinet.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/01\/bls.jpg\?w=600&amp\;h=450" target="_blank">These guys </a>must drink a LOT of beer.

Bezoar's avatar

Right on, but to me the really salient feature of Newt G is his manifest pathological narcissism. Seriously, he is the real thing, the absolute poster child.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"..that just wasn’t a very good deal you got for what was left of your soul."

There you go again, dissing the free market. The fact is that Newt got a very good deal, considering.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You do realize you're violating somebody's copyyright here? And possibly a patent on a "Method of inducing outrage among brain-damaged wingnuts" as well.

bobbert's avatar

Just tell 'em the unions set you up. Home free.

chascates's avatar

If only whenever Gingrich said he was a historian someone would immediately interject "who was denied tenure"!

bobbert's avatar

That's beautiful, man.

bobbert's avatar

It's salamanders all the way down.

bobbert's avatar

"Here lies one whose name was writ in piss."

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I hate it when black presidents suggest it would be OK for white kids to get shot to death.

chascates's avatar

Gingrich earned his M.A. and Ph.D. from Tulane University. It's time they asked for the return of both of them.