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One apparent reason for Newtie Tootie staying in the race is his apparent <i>Haaaaaate</i> for Romney. Seriously, it's like Mitts stole his lunch money when they were kids and the Toad just never got over it.

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I suppose I could have given more detail: He got a good deal, considering that I was the only bidder.

Not my fault he didn't set a reserve price.

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<a href="http:\/\/rowbinet.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/01\/bls.jpg\?w=600&amp\;h=450" target="_blank">These guys </a>must drink a LOT of beer.

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Right on, but to me the really salient feature of Newt G is his manifest pathological narcissism. Seriously, he is the real thing, the absolute poster child.

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"..that just wasn’t a very good deal you got for what was left of your soul."

There you go again, dissing the free market. The fact is that Newt got a very good deal, considering.

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OK ... so far, so good....

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You do realize you're violating somebody's copyyright here? And possibly a patent on a "Method of inducing outrage among brain-damaged wingnuts" as well.

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Just tell 'em the unions set you up. Home free.

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If only whenever Gingrich said he was a historian someone would immediately interject "who was denied tenure"!

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That's beautiful, man.

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It's salamanders all the way down.

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"Here lies one whose name was writ in piss."

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You win the evening.

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I hate it when black presidents suggest it would be OK for white kids to get shot to death.

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Gingrich earned his M.A. and Ph.D. from Tulane University. It's time they asked for the return of both of them.

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Allen West?

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