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I am at this moment being forced to watch an adam lambert video.

coincidence?

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The lobbyists collect members of Congress like Treasure Troll dolls.

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Of course you mixed everything in the set, all together, all at once and heated it up to see what happened. Directions are for whimps.

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Look, you libtardigans, it is simple. When the manufacturers of, say, "Not <i>Really</i> Toxic Dildoz for Kids" are ultimately outed for killing adult people who shoved their devices into their poo places and then died, outed by our ever diligent and totally effective investigative journalist industry, then the invisible hand of the market will invisibly step in and fix everything, by resurrecting those dead buttplugger people, and smiting the Dildo makers with bad star reviews on Amazon.

At the very least, there needs to be severe limits on liability litigation awards, should families of the deceased think they are owed anything. I mean, the invisible hand has already provided for these sick fucks anyways, you know? Or would have, had you librat dumbshits with your socialistic regulations not been destroying the invisible hand's ability to work its miracles. Thus it is <i>you</i> who are killing people (poisoned assplay victims).

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That picture looks like Tigger and Pedo Bear had a child.

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Mostly True Story! As a child, I had a lead casting set. I had an electric pot that would melt lead ingots and then I would pour then into molds to create various lead solders. I got some pretty good burns from the molten lead. Good times. Good times. I turned out just fine other than being border line retarded, mild seizures, tremors, headaches, nose bleeds, coughing, excessive nose hair, grumpiness, liberalism, constipation….

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Because dogs are special. The toy section at PetSmart will bear me out. Srsly, our health care systems goals should be modeled after the health care for my dog. She got sick, the vet saw her within an hour, the medicine was available right there at the vet's and I paid in cash.

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