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Having two brains has its advantages and disadvantages. Mostly not as demonstrated by Tracy Morgan.

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WOW! Bailey Quarters! The MaryAnn to Loni Anderson's Ginger. Oh the lost, unborn humanity!

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I guess SP has a future in a "Grannies Who LIke It In the Fanny" direct-to-TLC video.

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<blockquote>I don't have one of those things dangling between my legs</blockquote>

You mean a Tracy Morgan? Or a Sarah Palin?

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Let's make it a yearly thing and call it the Palin Bukkake Invitational

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Alaska Punch?

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Sweet jumpin' Jesus...I looked that up. And while, after a brief horrified search, I didn't find any actual octogenarian anal action, there is a frightfully disturbing amount of granny porn sites. W.T.F people...really?

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Does that make one feel he is in a fucking pine forest?

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<blockquote>by opening a window, sticking his dick out and fucking the world.</blockquote>

Wait, that's 'fucking the world'?? I always thought it started with 'stopping Florida recounts'

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Tracy is the gay one right?

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