Traffic, War on Terror Impeded by Moderate Senator

Trouble in Maine! A seven-car interstate accident injures five, causes thousands of dollars in damage -- but the cops won't say who caused it!

Some lady in made an illegal U-turn last week, leading to a hilarious slapstick chain of misfortune and destruction. Her name has not been released to the public, the press, or the victims -- possibly due to her "wealth" and/or "status." All we know is that she's in her late 50s, drove a "light-colored Cadillac," and is from Falmouth, Maine.

Senator Olympia Snowe is 59, drives a silver Caddy, and lives in Falmouth, Maine.

We're not sayin', we're just sayin'.

Update: It only took one hour and nine minutes for Snowe's flack to claim that the Senator was in Washington ("voting," apparently ) when the accident occurred. Another victory for the blogosphere! Or something!

 Police maintain silence on name of driver linked to I-295 pileup [Press-Herald]