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BeckyLB's avatar

We need to get Buck Angel to head on over to Florida, and start using the women's restrooms.

I mean, Douchebag Artiles will be fine with Buck here walking into the ladies room, right? I mean, Buck WAS born with a vagina and all.

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Cynic17's avatar

Well,that'd be karma, and unfortunately, karma seemed to have been somewhere else at the time.

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thebeatgoeson's avatar

I miss Victor!

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Clearwater's avatar

Difficult for me to image that the bar doesn't have security cameras. Video, please.

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Miss Sudo Khaleesi's avatar

I agree! Our trans brothers need to help us by putting a face on this idiocy they are ignoring.

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Embedded in his unit.Tee hee hee.

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ThatDale's avatar

Back in the 80s/90s, my voting rubric was to elect someone who would provide the most entertainment value. But then those people actually started winning, so now my mantra is "Don't write Jon Stewart's material for him."

I'm not very good at this voting thing, am I?

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ThatDale's avatar

At the last regional Burn I attended, there were two sides to the communal showers, clearly labeled something like FLOOBS and NARBS. Nobody seemed to care that I picked the wrong one (or was it the right one, hmm?), but those were dirty fucking hippies. Perhaps Rep. Artiles should experience a Burn—I'm sure we could find someone to share their baked goods or tasty brewed teas with him. Might alter his perspective on a lot of things.

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ThatDale's avatar

Oh my. I'm beginning to think I could stand a little reassignment surgery.

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FlappyPaddleGearbox's avatar

Obvious HGH use is Obvious.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Bet he snuck up on the kid and hit him from behind because Rethugligoon.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Bitch set me up.

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dshwa's avatar

a hate thing, not that kind of a thing, probablyI suspect for him it's a little of column A and a little of Column B...

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Metadude's avatar

Pending arrest for disorderly conduct in a men's room in 4,3,2...

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

He seems nice hopped up on right-wingness and/or steroids.

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Metadude's avatar

For people who don't have the gas money to make it all the way to the tip of the penis, or at least the glans.

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