See that handsome fellow up there? That is Florida state Rep. Frank Artiles, R-Of Course, who is absolutely not an aggro meathead who has a thing for transgender folks (a hate thing, not that kind of a thing, probably) and punching college students in Tallahassee bars because they get in between him and a drink. No sir, Frank Artiles is most definitely being set up by political opponents who want to unleash a scourge of transgender people using public facilities the same as the Normals. I mean, just look at that face!
Back in the 80s/90s, my voting rubric was to elect someone who would provide the most entertainment value. But then those people actually started winning, so now my mantra is "Don't write Jon Stewart's material for him."
At the last regional Burn I attended, there were two sides to the communal showers, clearly labeled something like FLOOBS and NARBS. Nobody seemed to care that I picked the wrong one (or was it the right one, hmm?), but those were dirty fucking hippies. Perhaps Rep. Artiles should experience a Burn—I'm sure we could find someone to share their baked goods or tasty brewed teas with him. Might alter his perspective on a lot of things.
We need to get Buck Angel to head on over to Florida, and start using the women's restrooms.
I mean, Douchebag Artiles will be fine with Buck here walking into the ladies room, right? I mean, Buck WAS born with a vagina and all.
Well,that'd be karma, and unfortunately, karma seemed to have been somewhere else at the time.
I miss Victor!
Difficult for me to image that the bar doesn't have security cameras. Video, please.
I agree! Our trans brothers need to help us by putting a face on this idiocy they are ignoring.
Embedded in his unit.Tee hee hee.
Back in the 80s/90s, my voting rubric was to elect someone who would provide the most entertainment value. But then those people actually started winning, so now my mantra is "Don't write Jon Stewart's material for him."
I'm not very good at this voting thing, am I?
At the last regional Burn I attended, there were two sides to the communal showers, clearly labeled something like FLOOBS and NARBS. Nobody seemed to care that I picked the wrong one (or was it the right one, hmm?), but those were dirty fucking hippies. Perhaps Rep. Artiles should experience a Burn—I'm sure we could find someone to share their baked goods or tasty brewed teas with him. Might alter his perspective on a lot of things.
Oh my. I'm beginning to think I could stand a little reassignment surgery.
Obvious HGH use is Obvious.
Bet he snuck up on the kid and hit him from behind because Rethugligoon.
Bitch set me up.
a hate thing, not that kind of a thing, probablyI suspect for him it's a little of column A and a little of Column B...
Pending arrest for disorderly conduct in a men's room in 4,3,2...
He seems nice hopped up on right-wingness and/or steroids.
For people who don't have the gas money to make it all the way to the tip of the penis, or at least the glans.