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I expect a steady stream of comments about that.

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Our hips? Not to mention our plumbing!

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What is the big deal? Tucker can wear diapers, just like his brother.

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"I'm sorry. Mr. Carlson is not available. He had to make a trip to the Little Douchebags Room."

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20-odd years ago my in-laws couldn't understand why some places, even then, had installed them in men's rooms. My stay-at-home dad husband, their son, gently (well, probably not, knowing him) pointed out that he was the one out and about with our infant sons- where was he supposed to change them?

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Knees. Fucking knees.

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Or touch.

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Maybe Tucker is afraid that if he uses a unisex bathroom, Hillary and Michelle will come in and beat him up. Not for hitting on them, but for being a all purpose a-hole.

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He and his brother have bunk beds in their room...and their own bathroom! It's totally like being on their own!!

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... and you just know those babies go to Hooters and think "BUFFET!"

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Tucker was only checking out the guys penis to make sure that person didn't have lady parts and the guy totally misunderstood the situation. Then Tucker went into the stall because he has to sit down to pee

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Should Tucker use the gender-neutral restroom?Depends.

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Pecker Checker

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I didn't say it was funny. It's there like an unflushed turd.

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They've had them at that liberal bastion WalMart for years

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A sad and very funny read.

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