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Well, there could have been cake.

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not the cakes we like, though

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You don't go to war with the cakes you'd like...

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It is...oddly specific.

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Saaaaay, you know who else launched an investigation for purely political reasons?

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Was it Satan?

I'll bet it was Satan!

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Does he cut his hair with a WeedWhacker?

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SATIN IS REAL!

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SATAN IS REAL!

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If so, it's the only "whacking" that he is participating in.

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All the stars for "sodomy banjo." I'm dying.

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See other definitions for "beard" for something more apropos here.

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Amazing that trout-faced Trey "Gaudy" passes for human.

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Just last night I saw a guy who was sporting Trey's new hairdo. He was pulling on the door handles of parked cars, trying to find one that was unlocked.

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No, you had it right the first time.

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besides Devin Nunes this morning?

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Boy Gowdy!!

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