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Daniel's avatar

Well, there could have been cake.

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RumAddled's avatar

not the cakes we like, though

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Daniel's avatar

You don't go to war with the cakes you'd like...

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Weird Fishes's avatar

It is...oddly specific.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Saaaaay, you know who else launched an investigation for purely political reasons?

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(((Aron)))'s avatar

Was it Satan?

I'll bet it was Satan!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Does he cut his hair with a WeedWhacker?

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

SATIN IS REAL!

oopsie

SATAN IS REAL!

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

If so, it's the only "whacking" that he is participating in.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

All the stars for "sodomy banjo." I'm dying.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

See other definitions for "beard" for something more apropos here.

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Xylem's avatar

Amazing that trout-faced Trey "Gaudy" passes for human.

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susan_g's avatar

Just last night I saw a guy who was sporting Trey's new hairdo. He was pulling on the door handles of parked cars, trying to find one that was unlocked.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

No, you had it right the first time.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

besides Devin Nunes this morning?

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sarafina's avatar

Boy Gowdy!!

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