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Daniel's avatar

Well, there could have been cake.

RumAddled's avatar

not the cakes we like, though

Daniel's avatar

You don't go to war with the cakes you'd like...

Weird Fishes's avatar

It is...oddly specific.

President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Saaaaay, you know who else launched an investigation for purely political reasons?

(((Aron)))'s avatar

Was it Satan?

I'll bet it was Satan!

TundraGrifter's avatar

Does he cut his hair with a WeedWhacker?

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

SATIN IS REAL!

oopsie

SATAN IS REAL!

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

If so, it's the only "whacking" that he is participating in.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

All the stars for "sodomy banjo." I'm dying.

Jeffery Campbell's avatar

See other definitions for "beard" for something more apropos here.

Xylem's avatar

Amazing that trout-faced Trey "Gaudy" passes for human.

susan_g's avatar

Just last night I saw a guy who was sporting Trey's new hairdo. He was pulling on the door handles of parked cars, trying to find one that was unlocked.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

No, you had it right the first time.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

besides Devin Nunes this morning?