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rufus magister's avatar

Hey, who couldn't quietly slip out of isolated, mountainous backwater with a few thousand heavily equipped soldiers?

"Hey, Najibullah, where'd the Americans go? They were here a second ago"

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sarafina's avatar

I can understand Obama being wary. The loudmouth racists will drown out whatever he says. And his support of the John Lewis voting rights act has not made many headlines, from what I've seen. When he does speak out he only gets 10 minutes of notice. If Obama's working behind the scenes on voter turnout, that's still more than we deserve.

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fifthdentist's avatar

"Missing in Cognition.""Full Rumpled Jacket."

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"How the hell do you pull out the troops and leave American civilians on the ground with no exit plans?"

Because once you start issuing exit visas to all your allies, it's obvious that you're pulling out and the whole thing collapses instantly.

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fifthdentist's avatar

"Deals are, like, you agree to pay the contractors, but then you claim their wok sucks and you sue them and their business goes bankrupt and you're a winner! Right?"

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muley's avatar

Confess to mortification at the monumental lack of foresight and act take action like you fucking mean it. That's the closest thing to a bullet-proof way out of this at this point.

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runfastandwin's avatar

Me too. I meant to include military. They’re risking their lives for love of country…

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Weird. You’d think Biff would have learned that pretending to pull out is a bad idea after Eric.

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mailman27's avatar

I'd sooner hear their considered opinion on home fries, TBH.

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Poly_Ester's avatar

Shorter Trump..

I CameI SawI Conquered(and left the mess for Biden to clean up.)

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Sadie Holly's avatar

You forgot one part, the promise to the Afghan translators. Obama was processing visas pretty quickly, Trump stopped it dead. Biden started it back up, but you know a couple of months is not enough to resuscitate a government program. So it was slow going up to now.

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John_Manyjars's avatar

Stupid bint.

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John_Manyjars's avatar

Me too. As far as I am concerned better than anyone since JFK. And served longer than the bint’s Dad did…

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mailman27's avatar

Way past time to shine some light on the bad rubbish we're saying good-bye to. Whom we're saying good-bye toom.

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Smibo's avatar

Let me FIFY:

Shorter Trump..

I Came (ugh, brain bleach)I Saw shat all over everythingI Conquered fund-raised off of all the shit I just shat(and then left the mess for Biden to clean up.)

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

Baradar was released in October 2018, not after the deal was signed. He was instrumental in negotiating it.

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