Triggering The Libs: A How-To Guide For Conservatives

We're just all kinds of bent out of shape by this.

The Conservative Political Action Conference is still groaning along for one last day before it has to clear out for a boat show or something, but before it fades away, we have this news of former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke, who explained Friday why he always wears his cowboy hat and those 37 pieces of flair:

David Clarke admits that he makes fashion decisions based on his desire to simply piss off the left. You sure showed us! pic.twitter.com/xjLQiREzDk 

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) February 23, 2018