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The bad news is Montana (Flat Head Lake) has many sovereign white citizens. And, I'm sure, some very nice people, as well. Along with two seasons of the year - Winter and 4th of July.

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Ukies! Now there's a minority to hate on.

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Alaska! You can pretty much shut everyone else out unless you have a job, as I sadly still do.

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Germans, too. "White" immigrants could always assimilate in ways the Asians and Africans could not, simply by changing a name.

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These people are fucking nuts. Thanks, Palin.

http://www.letusreason.org/...

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What, next you're going to suggest that librarians don't librate!

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Come up to the Northeast. But wait until we have shoveled out first.

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Tepan? Sushi? I live in very rural (and very blue) upper Northeast and we don't have such things.

We do have "messicans" but they are from the West Indies.

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It's called New Brunswick.

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LOL. I lived among you for a short time back in the day. Then, all messicans were called portoricans because aren't all the browns who speak spanish portoricans?

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Basically there isn't anyone from Mexico here. All of our Spanishes are from the Caribbean. Not that there are any more than a couple dozen who actually live here year-round. The rest work seasonally in the fruit orchards and then return to their homes in the islands during the winter.

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Not really. This actually was not a realistic option long ago when whites from older groups were very much on the lookout for any hints that a white person was from one of the out groups. It took generations for the new immigrant whites to assimilate enough to be able to pass if they wanted to.

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Not all of the Caribbean natives speak Spanish. Some speak French.

Puerto Ricans are Americans - US citizens.

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The Big news is that Mexicans can swim upstream all the way to Salmon, Idaho!

If only they knew how to use a bong, they could qualify for the Olympic swim team...

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Makes sense. I've eaten better soul food in West L.A., than either Milwaukee or Detroit...

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At least CoSprgs has Greenhouse, with 31 flavors of organically grown weed to soothe your pain...

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