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Time to start talking about President Kushner I guess.

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oh wow, and apparently was rubbing uglies with Blair at some point too? This chick's Wikipedia page is wild!

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I'm really trying to stay healthy and calm, despite the necessity of avoiding pot (job interviews, even for temp work, involve tox screens, and I need work). Grrrrr.

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I sympathize. Hang in there.

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I'm afraid to ask what "backup singers" means.

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Reads like a bad "reality" show script. You know, like the one where they dropped those suckers into the jungle for a year and the show as cancelled after a couple of months but they didn't tell the contestants.

Which would make an interesting movie - particularly if the show stopped sending supplies and the participants went all "Lord of the Flies."

Poor Piggy.

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I will certainly endorse your warning! It stung for three days.

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Well, at least it wasn't Kirby Delauter

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"Kay" is available.

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Haven’t even Febrezed my balls.”

I didn't even know this was an option. Does stapling a dryer sheet to the backup singers have the same effect?

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I had Google Translate translate the Latin version it originally gave me and it came out:

"He then took a bath for five days at the baths, not to restrict it from then. And my balls are not even Febrezed."

Google Translate kinda sucks, sometimes.

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Maybe this is why he dropped a 21,000 bomb on Afghanistan, because Bannon said don't?

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That was inevitable. Conservatism can never fail; it can only be failed.

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

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CUCK!!!!!!

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