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In-Home Tooter's avatar

I'm appalled that there are so many free-range delusional people in this country.

JH Marx, Resister's avatar

One Veterans Day, my sister thanked me for my service and asked what I did in the military.My answer; "I got drunk and chased women!"

Rasilom's avatar

I like posting, it is amazing when done correctly. As for the beavers.... some of the best fishing I have had is in baked up water ways promises by beavers, so good there too lol!

phoenix00's avatar

They know where the best fishing spots are. Along with the grizzlies.

miss_grundy's avatar

FEMA camps aren't enough anymore. These people need to be dropped into an active volcano.

TeeRaak's avatar

The pundits have been 100% wrong so far about Trump. He's like a monster that the more evil things he says the stronger and more popular he becomes.

Duke's avatar

Hmmm... "Count Dooku?"

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Going to need bigger FEMA camps.

Duke's avatar

Mr. Rogers always had faith in me.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Um, that was a decent white man, doing decent white man things, against some whorish woman who should have been at home servicing her man anyway, not a WITCH trying to get POWER that she has NO RIGHT TO ASK FOR and using her WITCH WHORE MAGIC INVISIBLE COMMUNICATOR in her basement next to her cauldron! Surely you see the difference.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Oh, so sorry, so young. So sad.

Aquaria's avatar

I'm in the "stop thanking me for my service" camp, and one of the things I always tell people is that any veteran who clamors to be thanked for their service is almost always the very service member that everyone that had to serve with the fucker wanted to frag.

Aquaria's avatar

Don't worry about it. I always remind people that you can criticize vets when they deserve it because--hey--what we signed up for was to uphold the fucking Constitution, and that includes the part that says you have have freedom of speech.

Aquaria's avatar

Slobodan Miolsovich?

Aquaria's avatar

Slowly now:

Val. E. Rie. Plame.