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So the Elektra complex? Although if you look at Turnip's mother's hair....

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I seem to remember past discussion that you may not bring suit against a sitting POTUS.

Just sayin'.

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And a decade of congressional hearings.

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Because the one thing trump did not lie about is that he could shoot someone in broad daylight and his supporters would stay

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Decade? More like the Hundred Year hearings.

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Sounds just like my ex. ;)

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People who say he really doesn't want to be President are wrong. Just think about the zillions of dollars he and his equally degenerate & corrupt "kids" will be able to scam & blackmail out of the entire Country & the World if he is elected. It's more than mind boggling, it must be stopped. VOTE!

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According to his own sources, he personally signs each check fthat comes from the Foundation. It isn't even staffed.

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That definition of disgruntled covers almost half the people I have ever worked with. One of my employees started to cut out newspaper articles about workplace shootings and posting them on company bulletin boards. I suspended him for a week [with pay of course] for that one, and I asked him why in Dog's name did he want to work at a place that made him so angry. I left that place a few months later as it was a snakes nest of nasty people on both the management and union side. No shootings though.

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It looks like the US Govmint is better at paying their bills than he is.

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Several charismatic scammers™ are saying a super natural entity has "lifted him up" to be the chosen candidate. So really, only one step <level?> from minor deity status, arch deputy angel perhaps?

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Donald Trump, what a nice, clean wholesome boy.

Wonder what Donald would do if his mother stood between him and a little profit?https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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it's not laziness, it's intentional

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I'm filing away "Lynne Patton Oswalt" in case I'm ever on *Wheel of Fortune.*

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!!!!

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That thought makes me insanely happy!

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