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Trump's idea of playing 4D chess is to kick over the board when he's losing.

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A surprising number of Czech people? (and Nebraska is mainly beans and cows; Iowa and Illinois are corn)

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You know, I wouldn't mind that , whether or not Democrats regain the Senate. Garland certainly appears qualified enough and is said to be a thorough thinker. I'd rather have that than the liberal equivalent of someone like Thomas or Alito ( knee-jerk reactionaries ).

But, if Hillary were to do that in hopes of assuaging GOP butthurt over losing the election ( i.e., not nominating someone the right absolutely hates ), I think it would be a wasted effort - even if she was anticipating more noms coming aloing shortly ( it ain't only the Notorious RBG who's getting advanced in age ).

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Well, preferably a few days previous.

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Madam President doesn't need any help from Reuters - Trump's foot in mouth disease handles that. And if you're quoting Breitbart as your source, well that speaks volumes, too.

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Reminds me of the time a friend brought over a political board game where you got to make up a rule every time it was your turn. I immediately declared martial law and he got pissed off and went home.

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Clearly, we need to only let graduates of Trump University vote.

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Looks like Hillary needs to buy Donald another convention.

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So what you are saying is that Nebraska is responsible for a sizable amount of the excess methane in the atmosphere?

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Except that none of this is new. He's always been like that.

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Is Donalternate bald?

Can't see that thing on his head existing in more than one reality or else all of them would collapse.

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I didn't realize that Orly Taitz was still kicking around. And who uses anything that she hallucinates as a source for anything and is not laughed out of the village square?

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Picturing Robyn with straight blonde hair. Nope. Can't do it. We likes our Robyn the way she is now.

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Funny how none of those people Trump has helped have come forward voluntarily to praise the Donald and help his campaign.

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Great article, Robyn. I guess in the alternate universe where you have straight blonde hair, I'm 5'10" or something.

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Secretary of Defense Walter Bishop approves your non-comment.

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