I bet he still chases you across the yard and if he catches you butts you and then humps you until your hysterical wailing attracts the attention of your grandmother who after she stops laughing hysterically at you pulls the beast off of you. Not like that ever happened to me. Someone told me about it once. You can't make this stuff up.
We historians understand Rule 34 as well as anyone. I was referring to the ancient depiction of Romulus and Remus. Assume John Ashbrook removed mammary glands and put diapers on the kids.
I bet he still chases you across the yard and if he catches you butts you and then humps you until your hysterical wailing attracts the attention of your grandmother who after she stops laughing hysterically at you pulls the beast off of you. Not like that ever happened to me. Someone told me about it once. You can't make this stuff up.
Fish in a barrel.
Oh I believe you. I am quite familiar with the "romantic" behavior of male goats.
Always name a billy goat Randy and never Billy.
That's... oddly specific...
"You can't make this stuff up". *I* couldn't, because I am not insane. Alex Jones can and does.
A proper part of every splenetic vocabulary.
But this article is credited to Doktor Zoom.
Wheels within wheels, man, wheels within wheels.
No, its actually lopsided like that. And blue, I think.Though that first little fucker that bursts through the chest does bear a certain similarity.
We historians understand Rule 34 as well as anyone. I was referring to the ancient depiction of Romulus and Remus. Assume John Ashbrook removed mammary glands and put diapers on the kids.
Ugh, now I'm going to have nightmares of her bursting through my chest.
If that's your idea of romantic, you might be interested in dating a cousin of mine.
Stalin was always more into the Cambridge <strikethrew>five</strikethrew> comma.
In conclusion we were short an article and it was almost quitting time.
Refreshingly honest! :-D
Well done sir. Well. Done.
He must have bought the entire output of Revlon "Color-me Crazy" to keep up the theme.