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phoenix00's avatar

Not to mention John Glenn, first American to orbit the earth, and Democratic senator.

The Librarian's avatar

Yeah, I didn't hear that until much later. Thanks!

Serai 1's avatar

Ritz crackers, Vienna sausages... let your lowlife flag fly, Ted.

Swampay's avatar

I know, right? I thought I was getting to where I could handle the news. I can't handle the news. This is gonna be bad.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Thank God for Twitter so we can know right away whenever the President-elect has a psychotic episode. Transparency!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

He thinks people live in restaurants? Or does he just think dwelling sounds smarter than building or dining establishment? Obviously calling the Comet Ping Pong a restaurant would be to concede to reality.

bupkus23's avatar

That's prolly where they got the idea. Pretty much all of the conspiracy theories embraced by the right are rehashed bullshit - almost never "original". I don't think even the "chemtrails" nonsense is "original" with the current batch of nutbags - think fluoridated water....

bupkus23's avatar

I don't think they'll be grabbing any of those, fresh out of the microwave. They burn worse than hot pizza!

Jukesgrrl's avatar

No offense, Mr. Dominic Gwinn, because it's not your fault, but I don't think I can read this column anymore. The content gets more freakish every day and I feel like I need to increase my meds every time this round-up of repulsiveness rolls around.

Ali | A Grumpy Cat's avatar

That still sounds fantastic. I love almost all whites; I just can't do red because it gives me migraines.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME! THAT'S A FUNKY WOMBAT, IT IS! Pfft! Kids these days, making up words and dissing on the might wombat.

Zyxomma's avatar

I'm using WiFi on a bus in NJ, and I can't see the hyraxes. Will try to remember to see then later, at my destination.

Querolous's avatar

Sneæky limæy bæsætrds.