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phoenix00's avatar

Not to mention John Glenn, first American to orbit the earth, and Democratic senator.

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The Librarian's avatar

Yeah, I didn't hear that until much later. Thanks!

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Serai 1's avatar

Ritz crackers, Vienna sausages... let your lowlife flag fly, Ted.

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Swampay's avatar

I know, right? I thought I was getting to where I could handle the news. I can't handle the news. This is gonna be bad.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Thank God for Twitter so we can know right away whenever the President-elect has a psychotic episode. Transparency!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

He thinks people live in restaurants? Or does he just think dwelling sounds smarter than building or dining establishment? Obviously calling the Comet Ping Pong a restaurant would be to concede to reality.

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Yr. Gma's avatar

John-Boy?

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bupkus23's avatar

That's prolly where they got the idea. Pretty much all of the conspiracy theories embraced by the right are rehashed bullshit - almost never "original". I don't think even the "chemtrails" nonsense is "original" with the current batch of nutbags - think fluoridated water....

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bupkus23's avatar

I don't think they'll be grabbing any of those, fresh out of the microwave. They burn worse than hot pizza!

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

No offense, Mr. Dominic Gwinn, because it's not your fault, but I don't think I can read this column anymore. The content gets more freakish every day and I feel like I need to increase my meds every time this round-up of repulsiveness rolls around.

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Ali | A Grumpy Cat's avatar

That still sounds fantastic. I love almost all whites; I just can't do red because it gives me migraines.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME! THAT'S A FUNKY WOMBAT, IT IS! Pfft! Kids these days, making up words and dissing on the might wombat.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I'm using WiFi on a bus in NJ, and I can't see the hyraxes. Will try to remember to see then later, at my destination.

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Querolous's avatar

Lesotho my Lagos!

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Querolous's avatar

Sneæky limæy bæsætrds.

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