Guess this makes them serious candidates. In normal presidential elections, it wouldn't be particularly noteworthy that the top candidates have requested Secret Service protection. But this is a campaign where the two top Republicans are Donald Trump and Ben Carson, neither of whom ever appears within shouting distance of "normal," so it's definitely news that they've
Donny and Benny,All you have to do is send the derp signal into the sky and you can have all the oathkeepers you need to protect you. Benny, you might want to vet them pretty well and maybe add a couple of Panthers to keep order if you know what I mean.Your Welcome
“I don’t feel the need for it quite frankly, but the Secret Service thinks that I need it,” Carson said.
You requested it, dumbass. It's not like the secret service just decided to do this on their own. Also too, they haven't yet decided whether you need it yet. STFU.
Are you implying that the GoatSheepers might "accidentally" shoot the very blah guy they were trying to protect? Nooooo, they wouldn't do that now, would they? Fuck yeah they would because dumbshits with guns = bad, bad outcomes.
It's alright. ELP took it from a real Doctor. Dr. John.
Donny and Benny,All you have to do is send the derp signal into the sky and you can have all the oathkeepers you need to protect you. Benny, you might want to vet them pretty well and maybe add a couple of Panthers to keep order if you know what I mean.Your Welcome
“I don’t feel the need for it quite frankly, but the Secret Service thinks that I need it,” Carson said.
You requested it, dumbass. It's not like the secret service just decided to do this on their own. Also too, they haven't yet decided whether you need it yet. STFU.
Definitely the smartest.
Thanks, you just make me laugh good scotch out my nose.
If I admitted that in this case I'm rooting for the bad guys, would that be wrong of me?
I would've gone with "Mammon" for Trump and "Mumbles" for Carson.
Are you implying that the GoatSheepers might "accidentally" shoot the very blah guy they were trying to protect? Nooooo, they wouldn't do that now, would they? Fuck yeah they would because dumbshits with guns = bad, bad outcomes.
Sorta OT, but relevant:
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This has to go through the Congress? I'm sure they'll get to it right away, after they manage to not shut down the government.
Two unemployed freeloaders, expecting government handouts.Probably socialists or commies or something.
"You don't want him! You want one of us instead!"
Why bother with a paper mâché substitute?
I prefer the simple Loser1 and Loser2.
Next thing you know, they're going to want Obamaphones and crab legs.
Only a commie-socialist would expect and demand secret service. I mean a pussy-commie-socialist.