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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Man I loved El Seed, and Chairface too, The Idea Men... whatever happened to those guys?

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

I saw some immigrants playing that game speaking Spanish, so I stopped and asked what that game was called in Spanish.

They just laughed, shrugged and said sheepishly, "Cornhole"

Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

That is some excellent corn phone-sexing, but I think the convo went more like this...https://youtu.be/Hbw8UMcqUJ4

JParkerSD46's avatar

Actually, I'm convinced that the phone conversation went almost exactly as quoted above, as only these two dimwits could do.

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

"ethanol is good good good"

Assume Grassley Drunk.

Tennessee Rain's avatar

Dick Roman of SucroCorp is holding on line 1 for you.

MynameisBlarney's avatar

I think they retired and went to South Beach.

Red Richmond's avatar

You're frittering my time away, but my dog and I are ok with that.

Zyxomma's avatar

I love a fresh ear of local organic corn. I ate two yesterday, with lime and NM chile. However, I know this statistic on corn: 1 pound of corn requires 147 gallons of water to grow. It's a water hog. Want to make ethanol? Use switchgrass, and other grasses native to the plains.

IdiotsforPalin's avatar

Not after she's done with it...........

whitroth's avatar

Ah b'lieve this is called "bribery" and "obstruction of justice", by its lonesome....

Red Richmond's avatar

Can't we just live in peace and hominy?

Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

He didn't have to mention the call, did he ? Way to attract suspicion.

TundraGrifter's avatar

President Trump offers to butter Gasstley's corn?