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Man I loved El Seed, and Chairface too, The Idea Men... whatever happened to those guys?

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I saw some immigrants playing that game speaking Spanish, so I stopped and asked what that game was called in Spanish.

They just laughed, shrugged and said sheepishly, "Cornhole"

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That is some excellent corn phone-sexing, but I think the convo went more like this...https://youtu.be/Hbw8UMcqUJ4

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Actually, I'm convinced that the phone conversation went almost exactly as quoted above, as only these two dimwits could do.

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"ethanol is good good good"

Assume Grassley Drunk.

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Dick Roman of SucroCorp is holding on line 1 for you.

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I think they retired and went to South Beach.

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You're frittering my time away, but my dog and I are ok with that.

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I love a fresh ear of local organic corn. I ate two yesterday, with lime and NM chile. However, I know this statistic on corn: 1 pound of corn requires 147 gallons of water to grow. It's a water hog. Want to make ethanol? Use switchgrass, and other grasses native to the plains.

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Not after she's done with it...........

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Ah b'lieve this is called "bribery" and "obstruction of justice", by its lonesome....

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Hush, puppy.

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Can't we just live in peace and hominy?

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He didn't have to mention the call, did he ? Way to attract suspicion.

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President Trump offers to butter Gasstley's corn?

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More like butter his corn hole!

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