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They do have power; their mistake is believing they deserve it.

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At which point he'll go down on state charges instead.

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Trump would crime?

Say it ain't so!

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That last clause states facts not in evidence.

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Adam The Witch Paraphraser Schiff

That's Witch Paraphraser-General to you.

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Are you listening, Bernie?

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For serious, whatever awful stuff you think may have transpired in that meeting of the 'Mind and the Moron', its way, way worser.DJT is a guaranteed bean spiller #1 and he is a Gold Star guaranteed treason doer #2 and that all leads to #3 which is the fact that he is orange baby shit in the Russians frigid little hands.

This fricking guy is gifting our #1 adversary errything. I'll be somewhat surprised if I even have chonies to wear tomorrow ffs.

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They also did reverse cowgirl also too but that literally got lost in the translation : D

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"But where will you sit, Tovarisch President?"

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I love this photo, because it looks like Stalin has just pushed Nikolai Yezhov into the Moscow Canal.

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"We think we've shared plenty of facts to show what happened in the 2016 election with our Russian counterparts."... Kapich!?...

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The real question here is when did Lavrov cross his fingers and how long did he keep them crossed?

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I sincerely doubt Lavrov let Trump play Santa except when it came time to lavish Russia with gifts.

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Ooops! I accidentally imagined that for a second.

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Russian foreign minister Sergei Lavrov: "Yes Donald, we meddle in the 2020 U.S. election, but we'd like you to do us favor regarding Ukraine though."

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