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Rad's avatar

Quite honestly, with just how... perverted and closeted the men of this administration are, I am just wondering how long it will be before Pete Hick*seth mandates (pun intended) will run with the RFKJr. recommendations that all combat soldiers need to be uncut to prevent... spoiling our precious bodily fluids... wait... wait... where have I heard this before....

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: [very nervous] Lord, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?

General Jack D. Ripper: [somewhat embarassed] Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.

General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

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Wowdad's avatar

Odd wording by RFKJr, "circumcised early". Should it just be put off until adulthood, like childhood vaccines?

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Pexas Teat's avatar

It's possible RFK Jr was circumcised as an adult, after another of his denim sewage-creek swims gave him a bout of phimosis.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Crazytown, but I doubt it's antisemitism here. The majority of American male babies are circumcised. Also, most if not all Muslim male babies are circumcised. So there is no correlation between autism and circumcision or Tylenol use in infants, and these sexually frustrated and fixated dipshits are gaslighting Americans with pseudoscience. So Trump has "studied" this? Considering his connection to Epstein and other perverts, I'm not surprised. But I also think he's studied a lot more pussies than willies.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

"Bizarre" barely begins to cover the beliefs of these goddamned lunatics.

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Linda Abbott's avatar

So females don't get autism?

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simpledinosaur's avatar

No. But they DO get autism envy. It's right in Dr. Freud's work.

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Don't Stop Me Now - TLawrence's avatar

Lately I've felt like I am living in Bizarro World and I am the insane one. The stupidity of disallowing vaccines for children, suppressing facts of measles and bird flu (as if that would stop the increase in deaths), and now the Tylenol and circumcision news - it just can't get better than this! Despite no scientific evidence to the back up these ludicrous claims, I just wonder how he explains GIRLS getting autism. He didn't think that clearly through. As for circumcision, this has been taking place for centuries without it being discovered. I'm more apt to believe it has something to do with the food preservatives, but there is no solid evidence to back that up either.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Autism occurs all over the world, even where there are no "food preservatives."

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Don't Stop Me Now - TLawrence's avatar

You are correct. I was simply stating that I would look at food preservatives as a more possible reason than Tylenol and circumcision. My sister taught autistic children for over a decade, some of the most difficult cases as well as others on the spectrum. Even those who has worked with them for years could not tell you the cause, or why some have certain differences than others. Scientists have conducted studies and have no concrete evidence - and the idiots who allow Kennedy to "think" he knows the answers and then proclaims nonsense not based on theory are doing an injustice to every person with autism, and their families.

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Marycat2021's avatar

That was the point I was making as well.

I also taught autistic children, in Egypt. In the 3 kindergartens I worked in, I had 4 children who obviously were on the spectrum even though their parents mostly denied it. I had a friend whose son was autistic as well. Autism may not even be what we think of as a disorder, and it's one reason there is literally a spectrum of differences in the behaviors and perceptions in autism. I don't think there's a single cause, or perhaps any cause - just as some people have blue eyes but others don't.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. At least maggots and leeches can serve a purpose in medicine. This lot? No. And the antisemitism is about as subtle as a STOP sign.

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Marycat2021's avatar

No it isn't. The US is a Christian country, and 58% of male babies were crcumcised in 2024. Also, Muslim babies are circumcised and it goes back 1,700 years.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Well, if early circumcision's the problem, won't later circumcisions run afoul of the right's anti-trans surgery laws?

Is there a sweet spot in there where you can cut off the end of your dick without adverse consequences?

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bcb's avatar

I wonder what the Zionists who supported Trump because he hates Palestinians think of this?

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

They dont think. They await orders.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

What's next. Are you going to say that making my porridge with the blood of Christian children also causes Autism?

At least now we know why everyone had to strip naked and get "massages" at Epstein's places. It was all in the name of scientific research. And these under age girls are complaining about it when they should be thinking the likes of Rob Kennedy and Trump for helping them toward their Ph.Ds! And poor Ghislaine Maxwell, improperly jailed and all she did was teach these girls the scientific method of proper penis examination!

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Ruththecatlady's avatar

God, the stupid burns SO HARD. Also, I'm really sick to death of these assholes yelling loudly that they are "fighting antisemitism" while busily spreading garbage like this. You might as well put a sign on the white house saying "Jews hate children".

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

WTF is “early circumcision?!!! Jews wait 8 days. Always. It’s Torah. If doing it right after birth is a problem, wouldn’t all circumcised males from Christian families be autistic?? I’m so confused.

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Don't Stop Me Now - TLawrence's avatar

Both my boys, my brother, my husband and my grandsons were circumcised within 24 hours of birth. None of them showed signs of autism. If that were the cause there would be more cases. The statistics don't support anything close to this. What's next - their mother wore a red dress during pregnancy? Maybe it was something the FATHER did! They wouldn't consider that though, would they?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And if the rate's double, we should clearly see that doing a side-by-side with Jews and semitic peoples who don't practice circumcision.

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Liminal's avatar

Wouldn't it be pretty easy to test this hypothesis? Compare rates of autism among people with penises to people without. If circumcision were an issue, you'd expect significantly higher autism among penis-havers. Likewise, there's still probably a higher percentage of circumcised Jewish penis-havers to non-Jewish. I know that in the US for awhile it was nearly a standard of care for all baby boys, but I bet even at its peak there was probably a useful statistical difference.

I guess statistics is too much like science for these dolts.

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Khavrinen's avatar

The question remains, if they think that circumcision is what causes autism, does this mean that they don't think there are any autistic women, or are they just so convinced that women are non-people that they can't even imagine bothering to gather statistics on them?

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Vesper's avatar

If only Tylenol had donated a million dollars to his inauguration, maybe he would have been able to pronounce acetaminophen.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

OT, except that it does involve another medical "procedure" that doesn't cause autism, as far as I know. The other day I had a PET scan. It's one of those things where they inject some sort of radioactive juice into your bloodstream, make you sit in a cold room for an hour and then send you into an "MRI-like" machine and check you out. Thankfully, the thing doesn't clank and bang like an MRI but otherwise the experience is similar. The technician is careful to explain that the stuff they injected into you is non-allergenic, will cause no reactions of any sort and is perfectly safe. Then after it is all over and before they send you out the door they caution you that for the next 24 hours that you should avoid being around pregnant women and children under six years of age. Which are both rules that I follow in my day to day behavior anyway. And . . . also, for the next 24 hours, anytime using the toilet be sure to flush twice !!

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jltympanum's avatar

What's cool about the PET scan (at least from the point of view of a physicist) is that it uses ANTIMATTER.

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Don't Stop Me Now - TLawrence's avatar

Sounds pretty harmless to me. lol Did you glow in the dark afterward?

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Bel-Ami's avatar

If that crap were true, you would see a disproportionate level of autism in the Muslim and Jewish communities. That does not appear to be the case.

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