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Come on Abe-throw up on Trump. You must throw up on him and save face for Japanese People. Banzai!!!!!

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Lady MS O/T, since Evan doesn't have a KaC piece up yet. Today's Politico details Conway's perception of her own role (needless to say, irreplaceable), but also points out something interesting about the Nordstrom dust up. Seems that, right From the jump, Ivanka - having stepped away from WH & environs -had 'counseled' her father to keep her clothing brand out of the political mix. Looks to me like Donald and Kellyanne, just for shits and giggles and to push the ethics envelope, chose to throw Ivanka under the bus. It's going to get mighty crowded in that undercarriage pretty soon...

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Yeah, I'm an old, so I know how tv works. Despite having never had cable when he was growing up, I had a hella time convincing my son that you get tv just by plugging it in. But I got off the airwaves on purpose about a year ago and I almost never miss it. I'd just have fallen asleep anyway!

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Especially not for 19 seconds or whatever interminable amount of time it was. Trump must have people who do business for him in Asia, because he obviously doesn't know the protocol and would never make deals there with his behavior.

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Science and art. I love it. We have two globe shaped objects coming into contact with a long, thin burning object and they all burst into flame in front of cross. There's a metaphor right there.

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Golden Retrievers are smarter than Trump, at least.

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You're in luck ma'am. These idiots are technically offending you, but actually leaving you alone. Congratulations. Your husband envies you.-- Japanese Protocol Officer

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And ago's varmint stew is reportedly terrible.

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Well, that's one down, two to go in the process of restarting WWII. Only this time, we're the bad guys.

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I'm thinking.... I'm thinking....

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use any type of flammable gas to blow soap bubbles onto open flames.

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Mr. Trump has a notorious disrespect for the strict rules of golf. Most Japanese golfers are very careful to follow the rules...

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Maalox shots, you mean...

Have a great day!

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God, that shitgibbon just don't know how to act right. His momma didn't raise him right, plus he's a little addled in the head.

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Maybe they'll bomb Mar a Lago this time.

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