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One of my bunnies is named Earl, but she's a girl. She's probably smarter than any of these guys, I'm positive she does not support Trump.

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Bill Maher had that asshole Assange on last night, and told him he should be hacking into Trump's tax returns!

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Okay. That's it! Now I know Trump is trolling the RNC. Why would you give your opponent such a grand list of people to rail on otherwise?

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Good thing they didn't spend any time on actual news reporting. I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could find a Gold Star family that thinks that contrails are real and that they are a mind control device. Probably the same family that hates Hillary.

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Is there any other kind?

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He may have been overqualified. Or possibly too human.

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On behalf of all bastards, I denounce your bastardshaming ways. I'll have you know that many of us have grown up to be fine upstanding members of our community. Almost as many as have grown up to be drug dealers shysters and scumbags.

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I think if you take the worst nonsense from Tumblr and replace trigger words with bigly, yoooge, and the best, it would still be too obviously coherent for anyone to believe Trump tweeted it.

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There is no number for the upfists this comment deserves.

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Donald, you should cut taxes on the rich and eliminate all corporate taxes.

Please send me my travel allowance. TIA.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Steve!

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Ruined an entire summer for me.

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The book is much more horrifying.

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Vaughan & Nicks & Stills

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