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(((parkii)))'s avatar

One of my bunnies is named Earl, but she's a girl. She's probably smarter than any of these guys, I'm positive she does not support Trump.

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Bill Maher had that asshole Assange on last night, and told him he should be hacking into Trump's tax returns!

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Okay. That's it! Now I know Trump is trolling the RNC. Why would you give your opponent such a grand list of people to rail on otherwise?

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Good thing they didn't spend any time on actual news reporting. I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could find a Gold Star family that thinks that contrails are real and that they are a mind control device. Probably the same family that hates Hillary.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Is there any other kind?

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

He may have been overqualified. Or possibly too human.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

On behalf of all bastards, I denounce your bastardshaming ways. I'll have you know that many of us have grown up to be fine upstanding members of our community. Almost as many as have grown up to be drug dealers shysters and scumbags.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I think if you take the worst nonsense from Tumblr and replace trigger words with bigly, yoooge, and the best, it would still be too obviously coherent for anyone to believe Trump tweeted it.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

There is no number for the upfists this comment deserves.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

And Gary.

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docterry6973's avatar

Donald, you should cut taxes on the rich and eliminate all corporate taxes.

Please send me my travel allowance. TIA.

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pstokk's avatar

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Steve!

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Snopes Shop's avatar

Ruined an entire summer for me.

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Snopes Shop's avatar

The book is much more horrifying.

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Querolous's avatar

Vaughan & Nicks & Stills

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