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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Nah, they'll microwave sardines in every room and put some uncooked shrimp in heating ducts or behind radiators. Nothing worse than rotting shrimp,

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Tovarish Z's avatar

That technique only works if the voters you want to win believe the body launching the investigation is credible. Not sure how credible Bill Barr is, especially since the4 FBI is investigating the Hunter Biden accusation as an act of foreign intelligence.

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Dame [Vigorous Epithet] Erin's avatar

Return of the grundle crickets!

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J. Gerbil's avatar

He WAS exposed to corona virus at that Amy Bony Carrot event. Maybe he's sick?

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revenant's avatar

how many times can that man die? stay tuned!!!

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gammarae's avatar

There is a no theoretical possibility of jail.

FIFY

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mvario's avatar

He'll go down to Florida and tell DeSantos to fight extradition?

He'll flee to a dacha outside Moscow and beg Putin not to extradite?

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gammarae's avatar

At that point, it won't hurt Mike Pence to work on 25th amendment

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revenant's avatar

TBF, on his home planet the skies are green. pretending to be human, even the Fox News debased, degenerate variant, must be exhausting for him and all the rest. just think of all the hours in makeup!

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Whale Chowder's avatar

I've noticed a change in tone to Evan's posts that worries me. Not as light hearted and profane. Has this year of covering the Orange Shitstain broken him?

Evan, are you OK? Please take care of yourself. There's no need for you to become another victim of this awful administration.

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bobbseytwin's avatar

Even if he agrees to a "peaceful transfer of power," that will in no way include a cooperative transition. He will not appoint anybody, and will just sit in the Oval Office in that defensive arms-crossed posture until he's dragged out by the secret service.

As I said in another thread, the rest of his staff will make sure to cooperate by burning microwave popcorn in every room on their way out.

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bobbseytwin's avatar

J. Edgar Barr.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Seems like I remember there was some speculation and then he said he would quarantine? Or maybe that was someone else? But seems like he's been pretty quiet. Wasn't KellyAnne hugging him or something at that event?

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Earl Grey Tea's avatar

I see now after taking a better look at all the photos of Drumpf that his MUA has never been big on blending. But with a face like that, why bother?

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

0h, here's reference to a stupid speech he gave on October 16 in New Orleans. https://www.nola.com/news/c...

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Rickyphoo's avatar

Obviously, tRump should not have fired Comey. Comey actually managed to torpedo Hillary's campaign, all Giuliani/Barr managed to do was drop a wet pile of shit, which tRump and his campaign are throwing at the walls hoping something sticks.

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