The modern world can sometimes be confusing for an old fashioned guy like Donald Trump. Things happen so fast! There are giant metal birds in the sky, McDonald's is selling Shamrock Shakes that are half-chocolate and half-Shamrock, and ladies are wearing trousers. It's sheer
Don't forget, when Iowa Governor-for-life Terry Branstad finally gets his fat ass over to China to start Ambassadoring, his replacement will be Kim Reynolds, who is of the female persuasion. Although there are some rumblings as to whether the Iowa Constitution means that the Lt. Governor becomes Governor when the office becomes vacant, or whether the Lt. Governor just "assumes the duties of the Governor."
Maybe he'd get the message if we could come up with more than a crappy four female governors. Do you know that there have only been forty female governors ever? That's not even one per state!
Go ahead and call me a vagina voter if you like, but my vagina, and the rest of me, is sick of not having enough female representation on the federal or local or state level.
She speaks in tongues, too, so no translator needed."Good fit for the position."
What are you if you live to take away the ideals of others?
for both
"He welcomed all the governors, their wives and their daughters last night,”
And highly trained ushers guided the women to either the soap opera room, or the pussy grabbing room based on their age and attractiveness.
Don't forget, when Iowa Governor-for-life Terry Branstad finally gets his fat ass over to China to start Ambassadoring, his replacement will be Kim Reynolds, who is of the female persuasion. Although there are some rumblings as to whether the Iowa Constitution means that the Lt. Governor becomes Governor when the office becomes vacant, or whether the Lt. Governor just "assumes the duties of the Governor."
Did he have someone from Homeland Security there to round up the Governors daughters and herd them into his seraglio?
Or does donnie just pull out a lasso and do that himself?
Will future state "block grants" be doled out on the basis of how good a time these Governors daughters show the groping goon?
Wrap her in leather, huff some paint and use your damn imagination donnie!
Thanks for the input Reverend.
That cattle prod is MINE!
You had no right to gift it to anyone else!
Your third sentence is proof that your second sentence is false.
The Washington DC Zoo is a wonderful place donnie.
You can learn a lot just by visiting the Monkey House.
Iowa has a constitution?
Who Knew!!??
Maybe he'd get the message if we could come up with more than a crappy four female governors. Do you know that there have only been forty female governors ever? That's not even one per state!
Go ahead and call me a vagina voter if you like, but my vagina, and the rest of me, is sick of not having enough female representation on the federal or local or state level.
Not a prob. We at the Church of What's Happening Now accept cash donations. (Just tie a fiver to a brick and throw it over the fence)
Bricks are expensive.
I'll send you a rich, aromatic donation via the toilet bowl in my bathroom.
don't need no old bitches - want some young bitches round here - like Ivanka