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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

Neither concise nor interesting, didn't read.

Good plan though, always argue with people who are smarter than you. Be sure to make your replies long enough to be super boring, yet still give the impression that you couldn't pass a ninth grade civics class.

I'd block you but you aren't worth the hassle with this current website.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

It is wild how often that lying POS claims* to have no idea how something his team did happened! It ended up on the campaign's TikTok? No idea! Most of us couldn't use that an excuse at our jobs every day, yet millions of Americans want this fucker back in the WH? He can't manage a team of fellow degenerates, much less the federal government.

*I know he's lying, but he says that shit alllll the time when some dumb stunt blows up in his orange fucking face. I am so fucking sick of this asshole and his fucking minions.

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RedFiatSpider's avatar

And where’s the outrage from the American Legion, VFW, and active duty personnel…? Crickets 🦗

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Maybe the family who disgraced their son by inviting that festering pile of garbage to the cemetery should be banned from visiting for the next dozen years or so.

MAGAts shouldn't be allowed to break the rules without consequences.

And fuck Stephen Cheung, and Ted Cruz.

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

The man is decompensating before our eyes. He makes no sense and is unconnected to reality. I think he's afraid of losing (again).

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Odd J's avatar

trash doing trashy things, movie at 11.

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Major Kong's avatar

From this incident I'd say that Corey Lewandowski's return to the following is going swimmingly.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

It's not like Corey Lewandowski to shove innocent bystanders.

He's more of a curb stomper.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Hair samples reveal Sir's DNA to be that of Homo Stupien. While nearly extinct this endangered species is not protected.

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mr_snarky's avatar

Sure pab, blame your TikTok team. The same one that is winning the internet. So much winning lol

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Mike's avatar

Another hole dug, another hole that the NYT, WSJ and every other media outlet would not let the accused person ever, ever crawl out of or forget. However, Trump has more holes than an oil field in West Texas. And its fine, just another day in the 2024 campaign, and why is Biden sleeping on a beach? Did Hunter not snag enough coke for both of them? Did he forget where the White House is? What if China attacks us while the beach bum is napping and bi-racial pant suit girl attends a meeting of the Communist Party of America? Huh? Huh? Dems in disarray searching for excuses not solutions!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Picking a fight with the Army, add it to his pile of former-president firsts!"

It worked for "Tail-Gunner" Joe McCarthy.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Corey Lewandowski has a history of hitting, grabbing, and pushing women, even a Breitbart reporter.

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AIB's avatar

That’s good background, although I imagine members of the ex-President’s team lined up to push her, a la Airplane.

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WhateverLolawantsLolagets's avatar

He was my first pick.

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

And yet again, words have failed Mr Lewandowski.

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DemoCat's avatar

Trump is leading the internets you know. His campaign is rockin and TikTokin and he flew to Arlington and his campaign brought cameras just in case the family forgot theirs. It was thoughtful, you guys. Even though it was a very spontaneous and generous gesture by Trump, Joe Biden totally SKIPPED the Arlington Event and went on vacation! Doesn’t he respect our vets enough to campaign on their graves and give them thumbs up for service?

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Ellen's avatar

Besides this being such an appalling act even for trump and the amount of people who were affected by his actions, he will once again get away with something that another candidate would not im just really pissed off and enough is enough. At some point someone has to make him pay for his actions

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Thatsit Fortheotherwon's avatar

It would be a shame for somebody to bring this up in the debate...

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

The "someone" is his voters. I can only believe that these millions of people are getting their information solely through Newsmax, OAN, etc., because I think even Fox is covering this to some extent.

That, or those millions, MILLIONS, are so depraved that they simply accept anything Trump does. "Shooting someone in the middle of 5th Avenue" turns out NOT to be a metaphor, but a bald statement or fact.

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Patrick Edwards's avatar

Finally heard a good explanation for MAGA. These people know Trump lies, after everything how could they not? But they simply love it when Trump says something that they think 'owns the libs.' And they have been doing this for so long now that they get a dopamine buzz every time they see Trump do something idiotic. Like any type of addict, the engrams in their brains are so well grooved that they need a hit of Trump's lunacy and lies to make them feel good. But come November, cold turkey will have them on the run.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Nice John Lennon quote at the end, and yeah the “owning” is definitely part of it. Cackling: “Trump just fecked a toddler live on stage, LIB SNOWFLAKES LOSE THEIR MINDS!!!!”

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Demme Fatale's avatar

Sure, Jan.

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