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Suel J's avatar

Is Trump protesting too much? Vance? Automatic full body recoil.

Bettinala's avatar

I had a good day. I did my job really well today. Twice I was thanked in the moment for the help I provided. And once I was praised for work I'd done in the past, praise that I really needed to hear.

Then I shopped for presents for some friends and some family and I think they'll all like what I picked out.

I took myself out for dinner, a burger and fries, a glass of wine. It was fine, not great. But I got to be alone in public, which is something I really like to do. be. feel.

The crushing weight of the insane clown administration could very plausibly come for my corner of society/geography/demography at any moment. In the meantime, I do my job. Jobs.

tehbaddr's avatar

'$10 billion from the US Treasury — AKA from you — for his “Board of Peace,” '

FUCKING THIEF!

He can't be Enpeachened and thrown in jails soon enough!

vorpal 🚫♔'s avatar

With the revelations of the circle of powerful pedophiles around Epstein increasing exponentially, the question is no longer

Was He Murdered?

Its: Who Murdered Him?

MRK's avatar

I'll admit that possibility has more evidence than it did when people first started making that claim, but it's not been proved conclusively.

And if it ever is, who won't be that hard to determine. Most of the people in the files did not, at that time, have access to a federal prison.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

It sounds like the US government knows of the existence of aliens, but the evidence is so far away and so long ago that its meaningless and there's no chance of contact. Just how it sounds if you parse it out.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Just waiting for the Alien Existence Files say that Ray Walston really was a Martian...😏

MRK's avatar

I don't think there's any evidence, just the reasonable conclusion that in a universe this vast there is almost certainly life elsewhere in it.

AJ Milne's avatar

I think numerically it’s a certainty. Much the same way as if you watch a lottery long enough someone wins.

Who and where and when way less certain. In both cases.

If it’s even in the next arm of our own galaxy (hey, you can be a lot further) and a billion years ago, probably moot.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Which is what Obama originally said, before trump decided to spin his loop of stool.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

It sounds like there has been some kind of astronomical or signal evidence just going by what Obama and Trump has said.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Bigot Randy Fine introduces...I kid you not...

"The Protecting Puppies From Sharia Act"

https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mfauccr6gs2l

The same Randy Fine all in with Puppy Killer KKKristi...let that sink in...

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

5150 that asshole.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

He really needs to be flogged in public.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Fuck it, I'm introducing the "The Protecting the Electorate from Bellends Act"

Dave M's avatar

Bellends and honkwaffles!

AJ Milne's avatar

(Raises hand to second.)

SkeptiKC's avatar

[carefully raises hand so as not to spill full bottle of beer]

Make it so.

el duderino's avatar

So the Vatican is the only non-democracy to say no to the board of peace, right?

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

So It devolved into "random world leader open mic " while the Dotard napped. Just another day on the crazy train.

Hollysdower's avatar

I'm really grossed out that they all kissed his ass, like his lickspittles do here.

AJ Milne's avatar

In fairness, President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev did do a pretty decent ‘Wonderwall’.

Bobathonic's avatar

Pledging fealty to the clodfather.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Indulged myself in a small fantasy earlier today. We win the House and Senate in November. Once they're sworn in, they make AOC the Speaker of the House. Then they impeach Trump AND Vance. (Can they do it simultaneously? Does it have to be sequentially? Which one should go first? And what can we get Vance on, there must be a crime somewhere.) And Speaker Ocasio Cortez becomes the first woman president. Because she's next in the line of succession and I'm pretty sure they're not going to elect a woman president outright in my lifetime.

Question for the oldz, because I guess I wasn't paying that much attention to this stuff when Gerald Ford became vice president (after Spiro Agnew had to resign for crimes). An appointed VP has to be approved by the Senate, yes?

A girl can dream.

Goin Green's avatar

You could get Vance to resign minutes before the guilty verdict.

Notwithstanding the 46% of Americans who have 88% of the private firearms who would go absolutely batshit.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Man... I wanna go to Australia.

tehbaddr's avatar

Then do it. If you want to work you'll need to be sponsored for a work visa. I highly recommend it!

Alternative Dog's avatar

It's a looonnnnggg flight.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Charlie Kirk and...SCIENTOLOGY????

The Scientology booklet Charlie Kirk reportedly said 'saved his life'

https://tonyortega.substack.com/p/the-scientology-booklet-charlie-kirk

Goin Green's avatar

These fucking people are confusing...

chascates's avatar

God bless America indeed!

@realDonaldTrump:

"Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA!"

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116100300268316472

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Yeah we already did that. Under Biden.

Do the Epstein files instead.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Agreed. We have the JFK files, the Alien files, the Erhart files, the Lindbergh Baby files, but not the Epstein files.

SkeptiKC's avatar

[cue off-key carnival music playing in the backround...]

I am SO damned sick and tired of this warped, antagonistic, caustic, corrupt, noxious, increasingly narcoleptic regime.

chascates's avatar

I didn't think the Apocalypse would start so slowly.

Alternative Dog's avatar

These are not the files you've been looking for.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

How about you start with the Epstein Files?

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Goin Green's avatar

Now the Epstein files.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

And none of it will be a purposeful disinformation campaign at all...

MRK's avatar
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So, some more blurry photos of nothing, then?

Edit: Oh, I forgot the eye-witness report of an Air Force pilot who has never really known anything except how to fly a jet and doesn't actually have the slightest idea what they saw.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

He did that last time... Guess he forgot.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Yeah, didn't that happen like a year ago? Or was it the 1.0?

chascates's avatar

I'm still wondering if there really are gold bars in Fort Knox!

Mysterysurf's avatar

Wishbone Ash guitarist Andy Powell is 76 years old today. Here's the band with a couple of tunes off a television appearance in 1971:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fn2QryBUew

Off of Wishbone Four, here's "So Many Things To Say":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OxN-mlo6jc

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"Giant banner of Donald Trump hung at Justice Department headquarters"

https://substack.com/@fukuisanyesota/note/c-216989315?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knplb

Hey you know who else ... oh never mind, of course you do

Let me sum up's avatar

The Handmaid's Tale manifested.

ShrillKitty's avatar

I'd be in favor of seeing Trump hung at the DOJ.

Hung, shot, electrified, buried under a 50-ft mountain of syphilitic pigshit ... I'm not picky about the means.

Or the location, really. Doesn't have to be the DOJ. We could do it in front of the SCOTUS building or out on the National Mall.

good_duck's avatar

He won't ever be hung.

AJ Milne's avatar

Of course.

(The word is ‘hanged’.)

good_duck's avatar

In that respect the future is uncertain.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Wait. His name's really Pizzaballa?

tehbaddr's avatar

A-Pizzaballa! Chow!