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Mike Steele's avatar

Lady MS grew up a mile or two from this dickwad, and graduated hs the year before him. It was virtually impossible to get into the Guard w/o pulling some powerful strings. The year he started Yale, I was already attending a local cmty college filling up with vets returning from a war we weren't even officially in. Just another chickenhawk.

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

All to warmed by coal, which also can be used for cooking and Xmas gifts!

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Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

"Bolton's idea of effective diplomacy is to to scream loudly and shake a nuclear powered stick."

Vlad to Bolton: "But you are not shaking my nuclear-powered stick. That is my hand."

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Red Richmond's avatar

Shoot, a fella could have a good weekend in Vegas with that!

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ken_kukec's avatar

We can't allow a mine-shaft gap!

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JCfromNC's avatar

But do you have your safe house set up, with the heavier weapons and seed stock?

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

Got my go bag:One .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

That was the best Indiana Jones movie, said nobody never.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

... AFTER he watched The Day After in 1983. Before then he was all gung-ho about nuclear war. The incumbent is not the first president not to believe things are real until he sees them on his teevee.

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Michael Smith's avatar

And at least those guys can plausibly say they didn’t have loads of evidence as to the unprecedented horror of modern war and the way such rhetoric can lead to it.

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Shananigan's avatar

I'm sobbiing.

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Shananigan's avatar

Can someone watch this?

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Shananigan's avatar

I like christina aluiglara a WHOLE LOT. Just sayin.

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ShrillKitty's avatar

I'm pretty sure that FedExing a Roomba was the entirety of U.S. disaster relief efforts in Puerto Rico.

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