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SullivanSt's avatar

Now, now, he didn't divorce her, he just cheated on her like true shitbag.

SullivanSt's avatar

I saw a +396 once, from an irregular commenter, which led to her having like 165p, although strangely that comment is no longer in her history and she's now got a mere-mortal pness.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Now, now, he didn't divorce her, he just cheated on her like a <i>traditional</i> shitbag.

FIFY

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Actually, Donald left it on, so he can return her later.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's like the Ryan "plan": mathematically possible.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This is bad news for Mitt: In the Romney household, it's a short trip from the doghouse to the roof of the car.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Beatrice and Benedick libel!!

Vienna Woods's avatar

Why no, he wasn't properly vetted, unlike that perfectly charming woman from Alaska who- oops! turned out to have a pregnant, unwed teen daughter.

But that was different.

Vienna Woods's avatar

His dick isn't long enough to do that.

Chris Grrr's avatar

That's mighty Right of you. Taking turns, playing bully/victim...

bobbert's avatar

Much Hairdo About Nothing.

SullivanSt's avatar

Eurgh. Family court records? Sounds <em>extremely</em> messy, with massive potential for blowback.

fuflans's avatar

no you're not. i'm terrified about it.

which is why i'm using my (new) unemployed status to work for bamz.