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Now, now, he didn't divorce her, he just cheated on her like true shitbag.

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I saw a +396 once, from an irregular commenter, which led to her having like 165p, although strangely that comment is no longer in her history and she's now got a mere-mortal pness.

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Now, now, he didn't divorce her, he just cheated on her like a <i>traditional</i> shitbag.

FIFY

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Actually, Donald left it on, so he can return her later.

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It's like the Ryan "plan": mathematically possible.

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This is bad news for Mitt: In the Romney household, it's a short trip from the doghouse to the roof of the car.

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Her warranty expires next year.

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Beatrice and Benedick libel!!

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Hey.

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SO much win.

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Why no, he wasn't properly vetted, unlike that perfectly charming woman from Alaska who- oops! turned out to have a pregnant, unwed teen daughter.

But that was different.

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His dick isn't long enough to do that.

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That's mighty Right of you. Taking turns, playing bully/victim...

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Much Hairdo About Nothing.

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Eurgh. Family court records? Sounds <em>extremely</em> messy, with massive potential for blowback.

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no you're not. i'm terrified about it.

which is why i'm using my (new) unemployed status to work for bamz.

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