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Trump needs to be told in no uncertain terms that he is NOT a King and that he serves at OUR pleasure.

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Sidebar:

I used to work for someone that wore a big (okay, gaudy) crucifix everyday. They were kind of a jerk. I took a good look at who they were, and how they acted, decided I didn't want to be like that, and put my little silver cross aside. I figure if people can't see Christ in you, you shouldn't be advertising it. It's been a big flashing neon warning sign for me ever since. Just my own prejudice, I guess.

Carry on.

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I guess those MAGAts with a Hitler scapular are being similarly modest.

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Yeah, but Where Were You when the White House press secretary first took a question from Brietbart?!

Drunk and in a fetal position is the correct answer.

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"Again, I would point you to the memo where it clearly states this is within the bounds of the law."

Yeah. Well, I can write a memo saying it's clearly within the bounds of the law that I should be able to rename western North Carolina "Suetopia" with me and my family as absolute monarchs in perpetuity, but that don't make it so.

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You actually can tax your way out of debt. That's what Bill Clinton did, raised a lot of taxes, was well on the way to paying down the debt until Trump the younger came along and cut taxes -- again. Between Reagan, Bush the Elder, Bush the Young and Trump, and Tramp again most of the national debt was caused by Republicans.

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Pst, I think you mean "Bush the younger."

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Clearly you didn’t listen to Ms Levitt and equally clearly your opinion is shaped by your existing prejudice. Not reality.

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"You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

You'd be like Heaven to touch

I wanna hold you so much

At long last love has arrived

And I thank God I'm alive

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off you

[Horn Interlude]"

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Ta, Marcie. That execution device on Latest Spokesblonde is WAY too small. It needs to be Roger Daltry sized, at the very least.

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"execution device "

At first I thought you were referring to the cardiac plugs the Baron Harkonnen outfits his boytoys with.

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100% of fact checks on this idiot proved to be 100% lies.

To get the job She lied about how good Trump was in bed…that's how Republicans treated Kamala Harris.

I can't stand looking at her and only did twice. What a waste.

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Look, it's clear she is blondely qualified.

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Nobody's a lawyer, but they all think it's totally legal. Could any of them point to a definition in the U.S. Code of "DEI, woke gender ideology, and the green new deal"? Or are folks just supposed to guess and if they get it wrong, they're fired? The felon's administration likes to put out ambiguous directives. When someone follows those directives as completely as possible and it turns out to be super unpopular, then they say, "No,no,no,no,no,no,no, not like THAT! Why did you do that? What were you thinking?"

Then the media puppies come scampering up and piddle all over themselves with glee about how the felon once again rode in to save the day. It's real good you done that, Donny.

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This! This shit is an impeachable offense. Less than 10 days ago the current occupant of the white house (COWH) took an oath to faithfully execute the laws of the United States. He possibly thought he was just swearing, like when he says goddamn the fucking poors. Or executing the laws like with a firing squad. That's not what the words mean. The COWH is a blithering idiot.

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CUBA is protesting it as inhumane. CUBA

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Man you KNOW you've messed up royally when CUBA protests your actions as inhumane!

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I kid you not. Go look at what just came up on the BBC Website.

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Jeeaasus Keeeryst. Trump just announced a 30,000 person detention facility in GUANTANAMO BAY. for bad people, migrants and people they just don’t like, I assume. Not making this up.

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"I’m not a lawyer, I can’t pontificate on what’s legal"

Pfft. As if this administration lets a little thing like a law degree get in the way of what is or isn't legal.

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I liked Dana Millbanks’ take on the new press secretary “wearing a cross of a size usually reserved for vampire slayings”. How many scarmuccis is she gonna last?

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The performative piety of these assholes makes me sick.

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