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Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

Put the collars on the MAGAts, they're the ones who care about the wall being there.

george lastrapes's avatar

As usual, Grand Duchess Pnutska, you have your ear to the ground! Or, I am hoping, other listening devices. Word in the street is that the ground is even dirtier than usual, thanks to the Strumpet's very own monogrammed government shutdown.

Querolous's avatar

I am an oldz. Run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.

Querolous's avatar

The Many Adventures of Donnie the Poo.

Querolous's avatar

Now if he were to go to the Southern border of Antarctica that would be fine.

rtpoeman's avatar

Come on, don't inflict him on the people at the Scott-Amundsen Research Station!

rtpoeman's avatar

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the neutron flow?

Querolous's avatar

Isn't the station actually about 10 miles from true 90 degrees south?

Emil Muz's avatar

oooh, verrry scaarrry

Count Floyd libelz....no. never mind

Kgprophet's avatar

Perhaps when the Secretary of Defense quits because of Trump's decision to pull troops from Syria, one might give pause to such a move.

rtpoeman's avatar

Hey, the ice cap moves. And 10 miles is still too close.

Querolous's avatar

Dare I say "at a glacial pace"? Besides even though it is summer there, the air is just a bit nippy. His "239 lbs" (HA!) of lard won't protect him for long. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Dianna Deem's avatar

Yeah, the same morans who thought we should bomb Agribah (from Disney’s Alladin).

Albert E Short's avatar

I'm trying to get the phrase "MAGAnot Line" to go viral. Please help.

phoenix00's avatar

Funny, I was imagining irony. You know, iron but really really close.

phoenix00's avatar

The Russians will if the Saudis won't.