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Put the collars on the MAGAts, they're the ones who care about the wall being there.

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As usual, Grand Duchess Pnutska, you have your ear to the ground! Or, I am hoping, other listening devices. Word in the street is that the ground is even dirtier than usual, thanks to the Strumpet's very own monogrammed government shutdown.

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I am an oldz. Run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes.

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The Many Adventures of Donnie the Poo.

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Now if he were to go to the Southern border of Antarctica that would be fine.

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Come on, don't inflict him on the people at the Scott-Amundsen Research Station!

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Have you tried reversing the polarity of the neutron flow?

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Isn't the station actually about 10 miles from true 90 degrees south?

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oooh, verrry scaarrry

Count Floyd libelz....no. never mind

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Perhaps when the Secretary of Defense quits because of Trump's decision to pull troops from Syria, one might give pause to such a move.

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Hey, the ice cap moves. And 10 miles is still too close.

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Dare I say "at a glacial pace"? Besides even though it is summer there, the air is just a bit nippy. His "239 lbs" (HA!) of lard won't protect him for long. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Yeah, the same morans who thought we should bomb Agribah (from Disney’s Alladin).

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I'm trying to get the phrase "MAGAnot Line" to go viral. Please help.

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Funny, I was imagining irony. You know, iron but really really close.

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The Russians will if the Saudis won't.

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