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doktorzoom's avatar

Removed my own comment, which I now realize was misplaced criticism; clear now you were commenting on an abbreviation in the original article. My apologies.

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Disqus added in a new feature that automatically sent "toxic" comments to moderation. I have turned that off now. Sorry about that!

doktorzoom's avatar

Sorry, Disqus added in a new feature that automatically sent "toxic" comments to moderation. I have turned that off, since cussing isn't toxic.

thehackneyedcarriage's avatar

Aw, I forgive you. I don't forgive Disqus, though. No siree.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

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TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

I would say that McConnell's wife wears the family pants. She is way to pretty for the likes of him and his unkempt garden of neck chins. She married for power not love nor beauty lol.

doktorzoom's avatar

We will now finish the comments in a wholly different style, at great expense.

DaveM's avatar

It's well past time for the Turtle to be in the soup.

mailman27's avatar

Well, he must be really "funny." Cuz, I've heard that the ladies really "appreciate a sense of humor," in the event that you're "homely," or "smelly." So, in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Mitch McConnell is a laff riot. More evidence will be forthcoming. Opening at "Chuckles" Tuesday nite!! Be there and be square!!!

AK's avatar

Thank you, now my mind is blown.

Jon Sussex's avatar

The Government position is so boring.

Mandorlind's avatar

Just watch Fox. They'll tell you.

Sean Jungian's avatar

I'm sure that's part of the recipe but someone really went nuts with the airbrush tool.

FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Water transport is the cheapest (per co-worker). It happens on a virtually frictionless surface just like high skool physics.