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mrpuma2u's avatar

That is the shittiest collection letter I have ever seen. So much failing...

guzzimike's avatar

I'll have to admit I haven't a lot of "enthusiasm" for Biden. However, I am enthusiastic about ending the Trump freak show. Tammy Duckworth for vice president would increase my enthusiasm immensely. President Duckworth 2024! (If not sooner)

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Gee for a supposed billionaire, trump sounds kind of desperate for cash. Those Russian loans come due soon, don't they, Donnie?

Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Even the power company is nicer when they cut you off.

TBP100's avatar

In fairness, I get some along those lines from the Dems. "President Obama is so disappointed in you..."

Heavy Armor's avatar

Ahhhh! It's the Thing that Doesn't Exist!

Like Trump ever taking responsibility for anything.

Heavy Armor's avatar

It's the new "Have a Beer With" from Campaign 2000.

Only Trump can't be portrayed accurately as affable & COVID-19 keeps popping up like the Whammy from Press Your Luck.

Heavy Armor's avatar

Let's take the scenic route.

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

You can have my thumbs when you pry them from my dead cold hands! Ew.

Chrome Diopside's avatar

"God, these people are idiots. It's a period of record-high unemployment, but they're sending messages marked “Final Notice" like they're the power company."

Trump's co-dependent supporters love this kinda $hit. But so many of them don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, so I doubt they will pony up.

Charles Wolf's avatar

...and missing chromosomes?!?I thought cletus & cooter had "...one chromosome too many."h/t DEVO

Mo Donnelly's avatar

i did the trick of "spend a dollar to make the GOP waste hundreds of dollars" and sent the campaign a check for a penny that they cashed. let them waste their monies on me . . . meanwhile, i give real monies, orders of magnitude more monies to Rebecca and the Wonkette team.

Smibo's avatar

I, also too, sometimes get messages from groups like DCCC, DSCC, etc., that claim to be my "final" notice. When I see those words, I breathe a sigh of relief. Cool!

But then, a mere 36 hours or so later, I discover anew that they are somewhat flexible on the meaning of the word "final."

WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

I agree, taking advantage of the vulnerable deserves a deep, deep spot in hell. It angers me on a lot of levels and it also upsets me to see him get upset for "disappointing" and "letting them down."