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That is the shittiest collection letter I have ever seen. So much failing...

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I'll have to admit I haven't a lot of "enthusiasm" for Biden. However, I am enthusiastic about ending the Trump freak show. Tammy Duckworth for vice president would increase my enthusiasm immensely. President Duckworth 2024! (If not sooner)

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Gee for a supposed billionaire, trump sounds kind of desperate for cash. Those Russian loans come due soon, don't they, Donnie?

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Even the power company is nicer when they cut you off.

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In fairness, I get some along those lines from the Dems. "President Obama is so disappointed in you..."

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Ahhhh! It's the Thing that Doesn't Exist!

Like Trump ever taking responsibility for anything.

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It's the new "Have a Beer With" from Campaign 2000.

Only Trump can't be portrayed accurately as affable & COVID-19 keeps popping up like the Whammy from Press Your Luck.

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Let's take the scenic route.

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You can have my thumbs when you pry them from my dead cold hands! Ew.

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"God, these people are idiots. It's a period of record-high unemployment, but they're sending messages marked “Final Notice" like they're the power company."

Trump's co-dependent supporters love this kinda $hit. But so many of them don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, so I doubt they will pony up.

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...and missing chromosomes?!?I thought cletus & cooter had "...one chromosome too many."h/t DEVO

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i did the trick of "spend a dollar to make the GOP waste hundreds of dollars" and sent the campaign a check for a penny that they cashed. let them waste their monies on me . . . meanwhile, i give real monies, orders of magnitude more monies to Rebecca and the Wonkette team.

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I, also too, sometimes get messages from groups like DCCC, DSCC, etc., that claim to be my "final" notice. When I see those words, I breathe a sigh of relief. Cool!

But then, a mere 36 hours or so later, I discover anew that they are somewhat flexible on the meaning of the word "final."

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I agree, taking advantage of the vulnerable deserves a deep, deep spot in hell. It angers me on a lot of levels and it also upsets me to see him get upset for "disappointing" and "letting them down."

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Yep. November 4th.

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