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Red Richmond's avatar

Of course Mikey knows otherwise, don't you Mike?

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Yes, yes you do.

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I've been an itinerant AP manager for almost 40 years now. Be a bitch to me and see how long it takes you to get paid.

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Harvard also told their students not to return from spring break.

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So the Drumpf campaign's landlord is telling Pence what to do? Has he spoken to Mother?

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Is it acceptable to call Jill Stein a tweetwaffle?

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just for one year: I'd like them to have to haul their behind on the bus 45 minutes each way to a below living-wage job.I'd like them to have to put something back on the shelf at the grocery store because it's too expensive. I'd like them to have to call customer service and try to get some essential monthly payment reduced by $20.

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Qualifications?! That's adorable!

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You have no idea how eager I am for that to happen. Let's throw in the Russian mob too, for laughs. Let's not forget that Donald tried to screw his siblings out of their inheritance as Fred Trump lay on his deathbed.

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Coachella and Stagecoach are being postponed.

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There's that trademark "taking responsibility for one's actions" again.

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Has he blamed it on gay frogs yet?

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Um, Sean? We're gonna bludgeon Drumpf with whatever's handy. Got it?

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Can he die alone and unloved while he's at it?

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Grifting opportunists. Were they unable to hoard enough Purell to sell for $100 a bottle?