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accidental housewife's avatar

Fin the Goldfish: smarter than your average Trump supporter. Fin knows what's up.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Thin skinned, whingy hypocrite turd monster campaign says what? Also, go fuck yourself, Kellyanne Conway you principle-free hack who is a fake nice bitch.

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Fun Fact: the wirephoto machine was invented by ร‰douard Belin to send dick pics to his girlfriend in Geneva.

3FingerPete's avatar

These people can hear themselves, right?

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Let me know if you see a nice pump in size 16? Play season is about to begin and I'm worried I might have to do another part in drag.

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

She's REALLY good at multitasking. Just ask Huma.

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

I'd personally be satisfied if someone gave him A heart. Can we send him to Oz for a while?

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

Not that odd. They're useful for patching holes in bodywork and are more UV-resistant than duct tape.

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

One of my closest friends works for his local public TV station, and so gets quite the cross-section of people coming in to record shows. One of them, a black woman who does a lot of community activism, has been coaching him on sounding 'street.' They both get a huge kick out of him using the language in his dead-flat white boy upstate New York accent.

L. Ron Pony  ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ's avatar

The GOP put in that huge order a couple of years ago, and QC always slips when that kind of thing happens.

calliecallie's avatar

I prefer that this inept campaign shut the fuck up and not get to work, if that's okay.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The entire right wing has turned into a bunch of self absorbed, mewling WATBs

Grizzly's avatar

I'm sure her check will bounce.