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accidental housewife's avatar

Fin the Goldfish: smarter than your average Trump supporter. Fin knows what's up.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Thin skinned, whingy hypocrite turd monster campaign says what? Also, go fuck yourself, Kellyanne Conway you principle-free hack who is a fake nice bitch.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Fun Fact: the wirephoto machine was invented by Γ‰douard Belin to send dick pics to his girlfriend in Geneva.

3FingerPete's avatar

These people can hear themselves, right?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Let me know if you see a nice pump in size 16? Play season is about to begin and I'm worried I might have to do another part in drag.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

She's REALLY good at multitasking. Just ask Huma.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'd personally be satisfied if someone gave him A heart. Can we send him to Oz for a while?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Not that odd. They're useful for patching holes in bodywork and are more UV-resistant than duct tape.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

One of my closest friends works for his local public TV station, and so gets quite the cross-section of people coming in to record shows. One of them, a black woman who does a lot of community activism, has been coaching him on sounding 'street.' They both get a huge kick out of him using the language in his dead-flat white boy upstate New York accent.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The GOP put in that huge order a couple of years ago, and QC always slips when that kind of thing happens.

calliecallie's avatar

I prefer that this inept campaign shut the fuck up and not get to work, if that's okay.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The entire right wing has turned into a bunch of self absorbed, mewling WATBs

Grizzly's avatar

I'm sure her check will bounce.