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Fin the Goldfish: smarter than your average Trump supporter. Fin knows what's up.

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Thin skinned, whingy hypocrite turd monster campaign says what? Also, go fuck yourself, Kellyanne Conway you principle-free hack who is a fake nice bitch.

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Fun Fact: the wirephoto machine was invented by Édouard Belin to send dick pics to his girlfriend in Geneva.

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Too much hair.

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These people can hear themselves, right?

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Let me know if you see a nice pump in size 16? Play season is about to begin and I'm worried I might have to do another part in drag.

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She's REALLY good at multitasking. Just ask Huma.

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I'd personally be satisfied if someone gave him A heart. Can we send him to Oz for a while?

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Not that odd. They're useful for patching holes in bodywork and are more UV-resistant than duct tape.

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One of my closest friends works for his local public TV station, and so gets quite the cross-section of people coming in to record shows. One of them, a black woman who does a lot of community activism, has been coaching him on sounding 'street.' They both get a huge kick out of him using the language in his dead-flat white boy upstate New York accent.

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The GOP put in that huge order a couple of years ago, and QC always slips when that kind of thing happens.

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There's barely a Plan A.

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I prefer that this inept campaign shut the fuck up and not get to work, if that's okay.

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No, no they can't...

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The entire right wing has turned into a bunch of self absorbed, mewling WATBs

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I'm sure her check will bounce.

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