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I like Trump getting the bird. Or more like the bird almost got Trump.

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His followers know less than him. So Don sounds like a genius to them.

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He needs to buy a plane ticket to somewhere they have never heard of him.

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Three million for 87 votes. Somebody got took. The poor folk who sent their booze money to support a losing cause mostly.

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Not his money of course. PAC funds from MAGA-Americans.

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I hope you don't think folks who sent their booze money actually went without booze.

"It's an investment sweetheart. When Trump starts his second term we'll get it back in reduced taxes!"

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Hay donald !!!Thanks for the votes Loser. Handsome Joe gained 87 votes from the recount your $3,000,000 bought. HAHA!It Coffeved you $34,482.76 per LOST vote,,, sucker.

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More likely the money they saved for the kids' Christmas presents.

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I'm so old I remember when Led Zeppelin was Incandescent Zeppelin.

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A friend has a therapy dog who is trained to listen with rapt attention as children read to him.

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Honestly, that GIF just never gets old. I could watch it for hours.

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Give it up, loser. Ta, Jamie Lynn.

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Also, he may not believe it, but there were elections for other offices being held as well.

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That is SO cool!

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Was that $3 million in actual cash or a big ol' Trump IOU, as is his long-established SOP?

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Trust the plan.

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