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no way. too much cholesterol.

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i've been perfecting my linguistics for years. i'm pretty good now, or so i've been told. it's easy when you love what you do.

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that's a good one!

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Seldom, but never never.

(also: good reference!)

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IKR? What would humanity do without these two basic life necessities?

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Nah... she's a Methodist, not an atheist.

And it's babbies.

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no porn and no anime make homer go crazy!

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No beer and no donuts for Homer!

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Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.

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Shower drain clot.

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SHALL WE FIND OUT??

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them right there is fightin' words!

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reality...How does it work?

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Also eliminated the itemized deductions for interest on credit cards, car loans, furniture on the installment plan, etc. All solidly middle class tax breaks eliminated to subsidize upper class tax cuts. Affable, indeed.

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"Cunning linguist" - nice turn of phrase.

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