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handyhippie65's avatar

no way. too much cholesterol.

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handyhippie65's avatar

i've been perfecting my linguistics for years. i'm pretty good now, or so i've been told. it's easy when you love what you do.

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handyhippie65's avatar

that's a good one!

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handyhippie65's avatar

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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phoenix00's avatar

Seldom, but never never.

(also: good reference!)

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phoenix00's avatar

IKR? What would humanity do without these two basic life necessities?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Nah... she's a Methodist, not an atheist.

And it's babbies.

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handyhippie65's avatar

no porn and no anime make homer go crazy!

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phoenix00's avatar

No beer and no donuts for Homer!

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Tosca's avatar

Confirmation bias is a hell of a drug.

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Tosca's avatar

Shower drain clot.

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Tosca's avatar

SHALL WE FIND OUT??

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handyhippie65's avatar

them right there is fightin' words!

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bbayliss's avatar

reality...How does it work?

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mailman27's avatar

Also eliminated the itemized deductions for interest on credit cards, car loans, furniture on the installment plan, etc. All solidly middle class tax breaks eliminated to subsidize upper class tax cuts. Affable, indeed.

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The Librarian's avatar

"Cunning linguist" - nice turn of phrase.

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