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Wilson Dizard's avatar

MSNBC interviews a reporter for left-leaning "The Atlantic" magazine Tim Alberta about the mood among Donald Trump's top advisors. For balance, MSNBC should have interviewed reporters for conservative media, like Rachel Manitoba or Theresa Saskatchewan.

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Mr. Minky's avatar

Is Duncan Idaho available?

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Wilson Dizard's avatar

Duncan has been assigned to our satellite office orbiting Saturn after the media frenzy resulting from his “Free Wood Available” roadside solicitation and pandering arrest. Dunc’s assistant, Donuts B. Columbia, in our Vancouver branch, will assist you when our inbound customer service tool promotes your call to the front of her queue.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. I admit I'm cautiously optimistic.

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Anzu's avatar

Cautiously optimistic is a good description. I'm more worried about the Dawgs being able to beat Ole Miss this weekend at this point.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

TFG seems to have this weird fixation with a utility player, the one guy who Gets It All Done. Jared, Corey, Ronnie Jr allegedly.

Like...a fixer or something.

Friggin wanna be mafia shit up and down and sideways I swear

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Karin's avatar

One thing I think about with the campaign managers and in particular, Stephen Cheung, his comms person, is….are they at all worried about getting another job after this? In the case of Stephen, he spews so much bullshit, as a comms person, what other organization would trust him to do the job. Maybe none of this is a thing and in this maga bubble the more tainted you are by your own behavior…it just doesn’t matter. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Katie Quirin's avatar

Musk Melon just gave Stephen Miller $1M. He's very well funded (unfortunately) thru conservative dark money. He uses those resources to file innumerable lawsuits against Biden and presumably Harris when she wins.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Newsmax. Onan. Fox in a pinch

But my bet is he is the next CNN conservative commentator

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Karin's avatar

You are right! Again, yuck.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I think Cheung comes from WWF or one of those other "sports" outfits. He can always get his old job back.

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Karin's avatar

He lacks any sort of credibility…yuck

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Darth Trad's avatar

Today is the last day to empty the GOP coffers. Any dollar left goes to the campaign for someone not called Donald Trump. Guess it is time to sue them.

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Joe Christmas's avatar

Unbelievable. The Nuremberg rally at MSG was just eight days ago. It seems like a Thousand years. Or maybe we have all aged that much since then.

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Let me sum up's avatar

Just when I fervently hope to never hear the Orange Puckered Ahole's name again, wonkette comes through with exactly this quality reporting that i just can't get enough of...Gary, I salute you.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Another Sir Acuity question: Why would Sir expect to attract Ethical Peoples to his cause?

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Thorn Spike's avatar

It is both hilarious and horrifying to imagine Cory Lewandowski thinking and acting like he's in charge of anything.

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Nemo's avatar

Has he groped Susie Wiles yet? That's totally his style.

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Sgt JMK's avatar

I have a mental image of him strutting around, claiming to be in charge like some dollar store version of Al Haig.

And I laugh and laugh, and then feel a bit nauseated.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

One bus to throw JD Vance under, one bus for Lara Trump, one bus for Junior, an accordion articulated city bus for Tony Hinchcliffe…

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Caepan's avatar

𝘚𝘰 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦, 𝘸𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦’𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘢𝘭𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘰𝘣𝘪 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵.

Even dryer than the Virgin Ben Shapiro's wife's fish taco? Don't know if you can get anything dryer than that.

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Void's avatar

When Kamala wins will the media do a safari to meet the ladies and patiently explain to America why they’re pissed off and how you can appease them? No? Just cletuses

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Void's avatar

Who do we think leaked it? Suzy? She comes off pretty good in it

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Too racist for Stephen Miller=too dirty for Larry Flynt

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Alberta reports that in the days after Biden dropped out of the race and was replaced by Kamala Harris, his campaign managers Susie Wiles and Chris LaCivita — actual campaign professionals — told him that their strategy would not change. Once the initial Democratic euphoria wore off, Harris would come back down to Earth. Don’t overreact, they told Trump."

They weren't even trying then. Awesome. Campaign professionals, huh?

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Darth Trad's avatar

The check cleared. And they knew there wasn't going to be another one.

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Void's avatar

They weren’t wrong. Kamala did hit a wall. She needs trump to be his senile shitty self to get America over its aversion to women and minorities.

If you read, the Trump podcast strategy was actually pretty solid since the msm felt obligated to sanewash their coverage of those appearances. Since most Americans don’t see those podcasts, the sanewash was what they knew about that time. But then she baited him into McDonalds and they hired the insane comic and then the trash truck with horrid makeup and slipping

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Anzu's avatar

Yesterday it was performing fellatio on a microphone.

Those are own goals. Harris let Trump be Trump, and told America to actually LISTEN TO HIM and GO TO HIS RALLIES.

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Darth Trad's avatar

Kamala went into that battle knowing one big thing. She isn't facing the sentencing arising from 34 convictions for business fraud. And fuck knows how many more trials to face after that.

Would have made her job a hell of a lot easier. Not factoring in possible prison time would allow her to focus on what might be good for the American voter, not just one orange fat cry-baby.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

You won't hear an argument. What I was trying to hint at is that none of their attacks were landing because Trump was still running against Biden, which was working in Kamala's favor, and now we know why.

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Bel-Ami's avatar

The most "less funny in hindsight"posts? The ones of Kristin Synema getting sworn in by Pence that were gleefully shared around by progressive friends. THAT didn't age well.

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Void's avatar

Dems better harshly punish traitors. We’ve had a lot recently

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Fog of Jen's avatar

prolly cause they quit and become not Democrats before that happens

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