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John W.'s avatar

To the moon, Alice!

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Steve Haddon's avatar

What about the crime of sandwich throwing? That's gone up by infinity % in DC.

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Revenant's avatar

Doc, I think you have outdone yourself this time. Over and over your pitch-perfect sarcasm has expressed succinctly, even epigramitically, what I and really so many others fumble to express. I tend to prolixity, you, sir, do not.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

If he ever tells the truth, no one will believe him.

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Mommadillo's avatar

“We guess Mr. Cohen is a good guy now”

You would be wrong. He’s still a scumbag; he just doesn’t work for Trump anymore.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Brings to mind Dennis Hopper in one of his best roles.

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Free beach's avatar

Of course sir doesn’t understand that Col Kilgore was actually more interested in surfing than the war. Dump is afraid of sharks.

Irony is dead.

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John Santos's avatar

"He’s like that great poet warrior in the classic sense, Col. Kurtz, and just so tragically misunderstood. Don’t make him hurt you."

And. oh by the way, stop punching yourself in the face.

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kmblue187's avatar

"To the moon, Melania!"

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Erisian's avatar

I have a thought I'd like some feedback on.

As we know, Charlie Kirk was shot and killed earlier today. Is it possible that the Fulvous Fuckwad will use this to declare a state of emergency, even though the shooter is in custody? Maybe not now, but soon? Will the Corrupt Coral Coward use this to declare war against his enemies similar to the way that the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand was the initial catalyst for WW II?

fnord

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The Governor of Utah is going to be thrilled to have his streets flooded with Marines and National Guard.

Fortunately for Chump, he won't be able to express his true feelings out loud, because MAGA.

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John Santos's avatar

Charlie "Horst" Kirk...

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Jann McCarthy's avatar

Like pulling her hair out and raping her because your hair implants hurt. You’re going to the moon Ivana!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And the little cherry on top, the next day, when he saw her, he smirked and said, "Does it hurt?"

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Jennifer Printy's avatar

I can’t believe Ralph Cramden on a snit is our president what a pig. Disgusting filthy human and every woman who voted for him against their own gender deserves what inevitably will end up happening if this shit continues

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Jennifer Printy's avatar

I don’t know if you agree or think that the government has a right to control women’s bodies but I am pro choice I think a woman should make their own choices about their bodies meaning get an abortion or not no one else has the right to make those decisions. Like doctors refusing to tie a woman’s tubes because of her age or her husband might not want that. I think as a woman I know what is right for my life and when my doctor refused to tie my tubes after my delivery because I was too young left me in a whole mess that would’ve not happened if he had just done what I requested

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Ill-Advised's avatar

A lot more women than that will get hurt if this shit continues. Those are the ones who resent that we all don't live their way.

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Timothy M Dwyer's avatar

Thanks for reminding all what a great guy Michael Cohen is, and, when’s Trump gonna attack Utah? Maybe Mike Lee can lead a battalion into battle against the godless Mormons!

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Nancy Potter's avatar

Let's not forget how proud Trump was to welcome Andrew Tate, a proud proponent of violence against women, to the United States and Mar-a-Lago in particular.

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LOU LOU's avatar

If I have my way no one in this day and age will normalize domestic violence again. Shelters for women, their children, and pets are essential to helping good caring women, already so stressed to leave horrifying abuse in their home. I give thanks for my life today that in large part is a result of the initial free counselling, safety plan and education about DV I received almost 13 years ago now. Eventually the shelter was a safe, secure place to stay for six weeks while I mustered the strength to leave an abusive partner for good.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Once a day men should be confined to masturbatory huts.

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Do we have to let them out?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

The more apropos question is "Will they ever want to come out?"

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T L Mills's avatar

If sex were the reason for domestic violence that might help...but DV is about power, control and misogyny.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Nevertheless...

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T L Mills's avatar

Well, the "should be confined..." part is perfect.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Within a few days it will be all they can think about. Hierarchies will emerge. Rituals will become codified. Friction will arise between the “Lord of Lotion” and the “Duke of Oil”.

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Bel-Ami's avatar

Micheal Cohen is still a little scumbag even though he hates Dear Leader too.

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