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"....[He] was not at all afraid....to have his eyeballs skewered and his kidneys...argh!"[They are suddenly pin-cushioned wit arrows]*

*omitted scene from Monty Python and The Holy Grail Book that I keep on my shelf in the "home office"(as if....)

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[Good Ti-i-imes!]

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"the muscular one, and bid him whip in kitchen cups concupiscent curds."

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you shoulda made stuff up like about gentrification and hipsters liking diversity (mom didn't like us going to East Palo Alto although it was the closest 7/11 to us but she never invoked "the black neighborhood" epithet since we were, I mean are, brown)

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I saw Huggy Bear on that Back Street Boys video as the bus driver whose bus breaks down and he has to leave the band at that haunted house and they all have the same dream...I didn't know he was still alive!

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si senor! (I forgot how to do the tilda and upside-down exclamation point)

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"we're finally on our own?"

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If all you darkies would just come and listen to me talk to all these white people about how much I love you, I'm sure you'd be more than happy to coffee up the cream on the trump train, if you know what I mean. Well, maybe just a couple of you. Lots of you together are scary, you know? Maybe the rest of you can watch on TV. That might be better. If you have a TV, living in poverty as you do. There must be a way for you negroes to communicate with each other, right? I mean, I've heard those drumbeats travel a long way in the jungle. Maybe you could do that.

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whoa!!!! TMI.

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Trump is pretty anti China, so I wonder if he's aware of this particular Chinese proverb:

http://www.char4u.com/conte...

So Trump, you're saying you want to get the black votes, that you'll get 95% of the black vote....in 4 years time...right. But right now your still-paid-for former campaign manager Lewandowski whose actual job is shilling for you on CNN, just said that you don't DARE to enter that Tiger's den called the Black Community in order to get the Tiger Cub votes!

How is Bigly Bad Trump so YOOGE going to beat ISIS so bad when he's too much of a pussy to step into a black community?

If you fear your own fellow Americans so bad, I don't think you will be able to enter the Demon King's temple and take on the Demon King called ISIS like you said you would.

Make America Great Again.....by stepping into the Tiger's den first.

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blacks just live around the college, blacks actually attend the college, same diff

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Of course they are and do --- who said otherwise ?

The idiot statement was:

'in a campus which is predominately African-American'

which shows serious misperception and misunderstanding and makes any reader go Huh, wtf?

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i was being sarcastic

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These are some of the most sarcastic, humorously intelligent comments I have ever read all compiled together! I'm a new fan lol

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Plum Borough white trash here.

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The "What the hell do you have to lose" gambit doesn't work with politics, marriage or dare food.

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