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Or the Obama van coming to take the gunz!

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Lame chicken, you mean.

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I don't think Joe will be even able to find God, much less hurt Him. God has been in that witness protection program ever since 1945. For allowing that faux pas on the Hebrews during the war.He is spotted from time to time around fast food places in AL and MS.

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He might leave on the 15 of Jan and tweet shit for days. Till the Blue Bird bans him.

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Prisoner # 4806256 has an even nicer ring.

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Oil portrait? Bourgeois scum.

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But Melania will still be able put up her blood-drenched Christmas trees, right?

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Roodles the red noised brainless.

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Could she give consent? In that place at that time wouldn't she have needed the assent of a father, brother or husband?

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and raisins. yuck.

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There lazy, dumbass herd-immunity plan is gonna kill a whole lot more of us than that!

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Maybe it's deeper into these here non-comments, but I was hoping to see Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves."And call off Christmas!"

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He slumps over the lectern like a drunk used car salesman hitting on an unfortunate woman at an Olive Garden. What a fucking slob.

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Does anyone seriously think he'll get a relief package signed to help all of the people who voted against him?

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