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Putin also too.

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As a general thing I'm not in favour of utter grossness, but when the topic is Donald Trump and anything he has ever done, utterly gross language is the only appropriate kind.

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The problem is that if Democrats pulled that crap, we would laugh at them and call them losers. MAGAts think it makes him more macho

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THOSE "PEOPLE" ARE COMMUNIST NAZI DEEP STATE OPERATIVES. THEY ARE ILLEGAL TRAITORS WHO PRESENTED FALSE DOCUMENTS TO GET A JOB FABULOUS MER_A_LAGO TO ATTACK YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT ME, TRUMP. HERE IS THEIR W2 WITH ADDRESS TO PROVE IT... IT"LL BE WILD!!!

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I would donate to the crowd funding web site for a Disney employee who was fired for replacing Pendejo's audio in HoP with the audio from the Access Hollywood video.

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♫ Little boxes in the closets,Little boxes in the tourist trap,Little boxes near the omelet bar,Little boxes all the same.There's a brown one and a beige one,And a tan one and a khaki one,And they're all full of Top Secrets,And I stole them just the same.

And the secrets in the boxes,Swiped by Your Fav'rite President (Me),They were put into the boxes,And I stole them just the same.And I spoon fed them to the Saudis,And I got paid squintillion-illions,And they're full of Top Secrets,And I stole them just the same.

And I'm cheating on my the golf course,And I'm not subject to scrutiny,And the boxes went some direction,The direction was Putin-y.And my grampa ran a whorehouse,And my best friend was a pedo-pimp,And I stole all of the boxesAnd I sold them just the same. ♫

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I'd say genetics handles that issue, though surely nurture also played a role.

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Far better than Lincoln, and also treated bigly worse.

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What it means is that in 1992, after nearly twenty years of litigation, the US Gov settled with the Nixion Estate. Agreeing to pay $18mil for his presidential papers, tape recordings and other materials tricky dick walked away with after he left office.

Will we have to pay the PAB for the stolen boxes? No. In 1978 Congress enacted the Presidential Records Act to ensure that the papers of all future Presidents are the property of the American public.

https://www.justice.gov/arc...

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Are we talking real pounds or Doctor Ronny pounds?

Because Doctor Ronny pounds bear the same mathematical relation to real pounds as Trump Tower square footage bears to real square footage, namely throw any shit at the wall and Forbes will buy it.

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Trump has been playing the three-card Monte hustle with one card for decades.

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NASTY NON-COMMENT. NOT ENOUGH CAPITALS!

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Hopefully they'll believe the fix is in and won't bother to vote. Or try to do it twice and have their votes annulled.

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The best part of that story is that Nixon was dead.

May PAB follow in his footsteps. Quickly.

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At least Lex was honest about his hair.

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Quite often abusers have a history of being abused. Not an excuse, but a reason.

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