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Lexicon Devil's avatar

I will do what i want and I will be beautiful because i say so. WHY WONT YOU SAY THANK YOU?

Helen Van Patterson Patton's avatar

To be replaced with The Trump Center, of course. Jfc

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Is anybody watching the place, just to be sure he doesn't bulldoze it in the middle of the night?

Also, I wonder what lame acts would consent to being part of the grand opening of whatever crap palace he erects? Kid Rock and Ted Nugent, maybe? The cretinous nobodies who somehow own the right to call themselves the Village People? Nicki MAGAnaj?

Enter Ranting's avatar

A friend of mine works at the Kennedy Center. There's no deferred maintenance. The Center was successful and profitable before Trump took out his petty grievance against it. We need someone to come forward and call bullshit on Trump's claims of disrepair and lost revenue, with receipts.

Ron Spangler's avatar

Fixing things that aren't broken, breaking things that don't need fixing, and slapping cheap gold accents on everything else: MAGA!

42tontom's avatar

And always twirling, twirling towards pedophilia!

Ron Spangler's avatar

Home Depot gonna sell a shit-ton of plastic appliquΓ©s oboy.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

You can bet he will soon announce that the renovations will be funded by β€œprivate donations,” aka bribes, because everything is a grift to him.

42tontom's avatar

What? He just wants to wet his beak a little.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Why would Donald Trump put his glorious name on a building that's in total disrepair? Why not wait until all the amazing upgrades are completed?

jenny's avatar

Pathetic troll he is

Wookiee Monster's avatar

So Kid Rock’s artist-in-residency has been canceled?

Enter Ranting's avatar

It's been moved to the Puppet Show Theater.

Queen MΓ©abh's avatar

The complete lack of self awareness in Rethuglicans simply amazes me. Frump is having a temper tantrum about the Kennedy Center, and he has to go and let the whole world know about it by shutting the Center down. He's not fooling anyone. The whole world knows why he's doing it, but he either doesn't know that, or doesn't care. There is a fucking TODDLER running the country, and everyone knows it but him.

The Kennedy Center receives federal funding for facility maintenance, but it is also supported by revenues from performances and contributions, of which there aren't any right now. That's why he's closing it, and it's all his own fault.

What *I* would do, if I were in his position, which I never would be, would be to schedule lots of performances by his mediocre MAGA cult followers who are in bands and choirs, etc., and not even worry about whether or not these performances make any money. At least it would save face. But then he would have to PAY them, which historically he rarely does.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

"Mime group announces that they will not attend Kennedy Center"

I didn't hear a thing

oly warnedme's avatar

Spokane told ICE to gtfo early on. I don't know if the mime troupe was involved.

John Thorstensen's avatar

I'm thinking that he oughta go ahead and build that Arc de Triomphe on steroids, so it can be converted into the world's largest pissoir.

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That would be his grave. They could raise a shit-ton of money by charging people to piss on it.

Rocket Cat's avatar

Trump Eye for the Queer Guys

John Thorstensen's avatar

Spokane-based mime troupe libelzz!