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Devon Williams's avatar

Will we get Whose Boat is this Boat 2?

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Aliens land. Run into Trump. "Whose dick is this dick?" "Is this your dick?"

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Lyndsey Loves tRump Farts's avatar

Maybe he'll come back to Asheville to get booed some more.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Did he? I wanna see video.

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IMPOed's avatar

I wonder why nobody has shot him yet?

Oh, wait...

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IMPOed's avatar

Stuff His pie-hole with doublestuff paper towel rolls fill with dogshit!

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

"This man has impacted my sense of well-being, and I'm sure I'm not alone. I am literally exhausted, and have an almost Pavlovian reaction just hearing his voice." This is so true. And his enablers in the press and media make it worse because they give him a mega phone - A MAGA phone - to continue his campaign of self promotion. I also blame some of the court system for not clamping down on him. He is a private citizen and he has committed federal and other crimes. Put him on trial for God's sake and settle this matter! Stealing classified documents should have sent him to the slammer immediately and he is getting away with all his prevarication. I swear he and Jared have sold us out to the Saudi Arabians for the 2 billion plus. And Egypt's 10 million? Justice is swift for the rest of us, and arbitrary for the poor and marginalized, but this blowhard walking crime scene walks around demanding he be president. LOCK HIM UP!

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Trump: All noise. No substance. All lies. No truth. We know his game and people - the non-deplorables are sick and tired of it.

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Lisa Churinskas-Hulit's avatar

First let me say that my heart goes out to all the people who are dealing with the aftermath of an incredibly destructive storm.

Trump's decision to plant his fat ass in the middle of recovery efforts despite governors requesting that politicians stay away reminds me of his desecration of Arlington. He won't allow anyone or anything stand in his way if it gives him the chance to lie and politicize and just make a menace of himself. I'm sure he will find a way to tie immigration into this, claiming that migrants are draining resources from "real Americans" or some such nonsense.

This man has impacted my sense of well-being, and I'm sure I'm not alone. I am literally exhausted, and have an almost Pavlovian reaction just hearing his voice. That's why I am so greatful to all of you at Wonkette. You have such an amazing way of just cutting through the bullshit, as opposed to the constant false equivalencies of the MSM. I've been a reader for over a decade and a subscriber for almost as long. You are necessary for my piece of mind. Sorry to gush, but thank you so very much.

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Rob Kelly's avatar

Aside: Q: Why does Trump wear a red MAGA hat so frequently?

A: * It's to cover up his many “bad hair days”, literally.

He never misses an opportunity to advertise himself and his brand! MAGA= Trump. It's nothing to do with the country. It's everything to do with him, as usual!

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kmblue187's avatar

I have a pre-existing condition.

Obama was a disaster? Please.

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kmblue187's avatar

Why is everything that happened during Biden's administration Kamala's fault?

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insert_something_creative's avatar

It's transparently ridiculous. They spent 3 and a half years lying and bitching about the Biden admin until he stepped down from running, then all of a sudden, Kamala Harris was actually in charge the whole time!

The thing is, I don't know how effective it actually is to voters. Most people recognize that the VP doesn't have a ton of power in an administration so it just comes across as the overhyped bullshit it is. At least, that's my hope.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Because she's been secretly in charge all this time, since Joe is a doddering fool who barely knows what day it is -- at least, according to the right wing. When they aren't saying he's secretly controlling the world or something. Mostly, they blame her because that's who they're running against.

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MommaDoc's avatar

I can’t even comment on this. That man is so despicable to use a tragedy such as this for a photo op. Franklin Graham has no business there. I just can’t stand him. I guess I was able to make a comment, so I lied

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Lady MS's avatar

Have relatives in Asheville. If Cheeto or J.D. were the least bit concerned, they’d have dispatched their Lord of Everything, Elno, to fix it all up. Sadly, he was trying to deep six the video of a Tesla exploding in a coastal FL garage as it went underwater.

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KL Pierce's avatar

Thank Gods trmp isn’t coming to Asheville to throw paper towels at us and tell us “to have fun” in this horrible disaster.

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kckitty's avatar

Good grief I cannot WAIT for Trump to die. He has tortured this country for 9 years. I may have to pray about it!

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GaseousAnomaly's avatar

The disgusting thing about this is that the MSM will, just like with the train derailment in East Palestine, will gleefully join in the "Trump was THERE, where were Joe and Commie-La?" banter because they need their fucking horse race. Shameful and pathetic.

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clairence's avatar

"the reports that I’m getting ... Just take a look"

>the calls are coming from inside his head!

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Is that why they echo so badly..

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