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I've done the thing 3 times now. What's the Wonkette record?

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I got the impression that him declaring for 2020 was more to stop the 501c groups from being able to say anything about him. I should have known there was also a grift involved.

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You had me at "Hell No."

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You STOLE the Radiohead bear. I'm tellllllling.

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It's like derivatives on mortgage-backed securities! You'd need a degree in Astrophysics to figure out Trump's taxes.

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After eating the taco salad chez Trump Towers.

My kid pulled this face when she was still in diapers.

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Ich brauche einen krankenWAAAAAAAHgen.

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I took that yesterday and did not realize that #13 referenced political correctness. I have an extension that changes "political correctness" to "treating people with respect" so on my screen, that question read, "Do you believe that treating people with respect has created biased news coverage on both illegal immigration and radical Islamic terrorism?"

I thought that was weirdly blatant even for Trump. I forgot about the browser extension until I saw the question reproduced here.

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BINGO! (Where do I redeem my card?)

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That's okay. i answered several with "Other - Citation Needed" so we're covered.

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I said "Other - Stop tweeting, delete your account".

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Yeah, I vote Poe. 8/10.

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Yes, absolutely!

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Is this that stupid "poll" that pops up every once in a while on my phone while I'm trying to play whatever game I'm playing on it?

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