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I dunno. I missed the last 2 meetings.

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Curious hair, interesting hair. Pretty close.

Bob Woodward certainly covered DFW's "Brief Interviews with [a] Hideous M[a]n."

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Probably $$$$$$$.

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Now I'm confused. I thought Churchill pledged his country's blood, sweat and tears?Or was that David Clayton Thomas?

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Brilliant. This should be the official transcript of Trump's fartbargle. Somewhere in that crowd of acephalic mud-daubers was a single child going, "Mommy, that man is drunk! He's drunk! He's drunk like Uncle Ray!"

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Choose, lady: dick or tater? There's other people in line here.

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My face is getting numb from all the facepalming.

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As long as the only speech he makes is, "I DID IT, MA! TOP OF THE WORLD!"

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Winston Churchill realized that he could end German bombing raids by dismantling all the UK's radar stations. Not many people know that.

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And adjunct, at that.

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I live in the same suburb as the guy who ran Stormfront. I was so thrilled to find that out in a 2017 article about the rise of hate crimes under Trump's administration.

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Churchill, Shmurchill, you fathead!

Here is Churchill, not even delivering one of his most famous speeches, on an earlier 9/11.

Does this sound anything like the random crapola that is a typical Trump egofest?

https://pastdaily.com/2020/...

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Trump is finally Prime Ministerial! (Sez not even Chris Cillizza.)

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I can't decide if his little fantasies of the husband and wife conversations are hilarious or pathetic. AOT,K.

It's a good thing Biden will eliminate windows which both helps us to ward off windmill cancer and will not allow us to see our ANTIFA neighbors. I assume they announce their arrival by starting flash protests in the once calm suburban streets. I'm in NJ and so am used to Cory Booker leading the suburban invasion. And, shhhh, I was even at a protest in Newark a couple years ago and he was speaking! I may have been indoctrinated!

I guess I will just have to move because I apparently have no obligations or family to consider but then again my grief over not having a dim-witted orange shit stain in charge will, of course, be the deciding factor in all my life decisions. Where to go though? Have the low flow shower and never flushing toilet brigade infiltrated the cities or maga country? Maybe I should stay in my house with no windows because at least then I'll be protected from incoming soup cans being thrown by SuburbANTIFA.

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Donald Trump is Donald Trump's idea of a smart person.

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Yes but what about those migrant gangs that make their way to the lake shore cabins of Minnesota? It would stand to reason they could make it to Michigan too.

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