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Tessie's avatar

"told her she’d never get “out of the trailer park”"

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If any Democratic politician so much as UTTERED THE WORDS, "trailer park", every media outlet and every red state politician would shit a giraffe, and you would NEVER hear the end of it.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I always heard these high-priced criminal lawyers were cutthroat buzzsaws that reduced anyone who looked cross-eyed at their client to a puddle of bubbling apologies (with tears in their eyes).

Stormy handled lawyer like a cat playing with a mouse.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Man, she's a hero. She takes no crap from lawyers who are too stupid to understand they're digging themselves into a pit of shit. As Senator Claghorn from Allen's Alley once said, "I keep tossin' em and you just sidestep em!"

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

I'm pretty damn sure Necheles understands how far she's digging this hole.......she's paid to debase herself for the boss. Hope the check cleared......

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Necheles is drinking tonight!

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

"It was time for Necheles to trip over her own tits to try to convince the jury that Daniels is a crazy, lying, money-hungry, angry slutty slut slut from sluttown." Brilliant. Superb. Funny as shiite! Thank You!

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Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

Stormy is a smart, funny, bad ass. She’s killing it up there!

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Amezed's avatar

Hey pals. I don't have contacts, but if anyone does, Ms. Daniels might get in touch with Gavin de Becker https://gdba.com/. It's been years, but they were highly reliable BITD. I feel so horribly for her, docu is heartbreaking :((

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

attacking a victim hasn't worked in 40 years........................ and certainly not a Manhattan jury

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agony's avatar

Show of hands, every woman who could maybe have said no, but said yes because they weren't sure that saying no would be safe. Maybe everything would have been fine, or maybe if he got mad, it could go sideways very badly.

Lotta hands.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Has anybody subpoenaed the bodyguard yet?

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

you dont call someone you know will lie

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JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

Now that you mention it, that does sound like a good idea

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Revenant's avatar

A question or two about "Was this the first time the orange turd had you guard the door while he had sex with somebody not his wife? Was it the last time? might be in order. Was this a regular thing with that gross old creep?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie.

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

Man. Knew Trump was skeevy. But didn’t imagine it was way beyond imagination skeevy

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I expect the tell-all books that will inevitably come out from the post-presidential Mar-a-Lago circle will astound us in ways we never imagined.

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Dogfather's avatar

I did.

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Amezed's avatar

As an Olds, it's been apparent since he and Roy Cohn farted up the scene in the 70s. Also runneth in the family (grandpa was refused repatriation to Germany b/c DRAFT DODGER)

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

Man. Knew Trump was skeevy. But didn’t imagine it was way beyond imagination skeevy

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Everyone knows he did it, whether MAGATs want to admit it or not. Even they know the truth anyway.

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oscarphile's avatar

They're also disgusted by it, but they want him to hurt people they hate, so they have to support him. The hate is stronger than the knowledge and the disgust.

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VwllssWndr's avatar

I don't think ALL of the MAGAts are disgusted by it. Some of them likely think it's great that he put a woman in her place, and a lot of them probably think he's a real stud for bagging a porn star.

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oscarphile's avatar

He's a real stud for paying a porn star :-) which tracks, because they think wealth = "studliness"

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Emil Muz's avatar

The other day they asked her if she owed Trump money and whether she was going to pay it. She should've said why would I pay? He doesn't pay his bills.

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gullywompr's avatar

Trump's new brand: SLEAZE

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Amezed's avatar

Family trait forever. Google "Trump Yukon" and see what treasures await :)

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Ewwww. Ewwww.

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"M"'s avatar

Same as the old brand

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