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now you know the real story, they were trying to clone Ivan Drago from Rocky 4 but they kept on getting rejects. what happened to those rejects? well one is the president of the US and the other is the PM of the UK

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the funny part is he thinks he has to subpoena obama's records. he doesn't, they're all there. it's called the presidential records act and all of obama's official communications while he was president fall under it's jurisdiction. the only time you have to subpoena records like that is when somebody tries to hide them or if somebody uses their personal email to do government business, like jared, ivanka and hillary

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Here's an idea: Obama turns over all his records if you turn over all of yours, Pendejo Anaranjado!

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I would buy one of these, if I was sure el pendejo wasn't getting anything for them.

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Me too.

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Well, it is much more technical than, say, closing an umbrella.

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What was he, one of the failures?

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Particularly because he's a) never been honest, and 2) never worked his entire miserable life.

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If Trump ever “wrote” a presidential memoir (from jail), I might buy a copy from the remainder bin, tear out all the pages, and use them for planting seeds.Either that, or glue all the pages together then cut out the middle of the stack to make a book safe. Sure as Hell no one’s gonna open it!

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Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the Whitehouse icebox DID exist,

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And a nice 'Vette. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The problem is you'll always be running out of supplies.....

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"use them for planting seeds" - Hell, no! Do you actually want Triffids in your garden?

Use the pages to wipe your arse, but then burn them afterwards, and use disinfectant on your bottom, just in case.

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Looks like we're about to find out. :-/

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Yes, I'm sure Obama turned Trump into a greedy, criminal, racist narcissist by laughing at him.

They're awfully cunning, those magical negros /sarcasm

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