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DemoCat's avatar

What? A merciless authoritarian dictator who started a war with Ukraine in an unprovoked attack to steal their land and murder their civilians won’t pack up his tanks, apologize and leave? I’ve a good mind to write a strongly worded letter.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I like the way Sir has started sitting on his hands, metaphoric and for reals! But probably just trying to keep the diaper fill from being forced too deeply into Sir's Intergluteal Cleft.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Putin cannot go to his reward quickly enough for me.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"50. You hear it a lot. Sounds even but sort of uneven too. "Odd" I guess, because of there's the "5" that's involved. 50/50 many people are saying. I'm mostly a 100 like in 110%. Or the new Trump $250 bill, that's like 5 times the 50s, which we are going back to. Or a 1,000 the kids call it a "K" which I will make illegal. So yeah, 50 days starting when I say "GO!" which by the way that one doesn't count. Might not say "GO!" -- also doesn't count! -- for a few days yet. Where's my first lady?"

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Sir! I cannot afford a 100% tariff on Voddy, Russian hookers, and Voddy!" -- P.H.

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Amezed's avatar

Is that Winston Churchill's head trying to eat Dump's chair to the upper right of the photo?

"Churchill's Bust Decapitates Trump in Oval" sounds pretty good

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T L Mills's avatar

Looks more like Churchill was starting to chew on stupid's chair...for an appetizer, maybe?

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Tommy Mo's avatar

I spent all my money in the Oval Office whorehouse across the street from a Catholic Church

Then I wiped off my revolver

And buttoned up my burgundy shirt

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coco lurks from home's avatar

(My favorite Waits song.)

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Karen Krebser's avatar

He's so stupid. <bangs head on desk> I can't stand how stupid he is, and how he's allowed to talk to people as a representative of the people and the leader of the government of the US. <bangs head on desk> Nobody that stupid should be allowed to say words in front of the global media. <bangs head on desk> He's so irredeemably stupid... <drinks all the alcohols> Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest? <bangs head on desk>

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insert_something_creative's avatar

You really captured how I feel every single day.

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phantom_stranger's avatar

He reflects the stupidity and malice of many Americans.

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T L Mills's avatar

When can we get someone--an entire government, if possible--who will reflect the best qualities of the US? (we do still have some of those, right!!)

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feralboy12's avatar

Well, "Vladimir, STOP" didn't work, so now it's time to get even tougher.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Hair Furor has his dander up because Big Daddy Putin is giving him a cold shoulder now.

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HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Last time he spoke to Putin (about 10 days ago), Putin told him he needed 60 days. So Donny's giving him what he wants.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I smell over cooked TACO.

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John_atx's avatar

I guess due to inflation, 50 days is the new two weeks

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beb's avatar

Aaron Ruper's first post, where he asked Trump what he'll do if Putin continues to bomb Ukraine and Trump basically says, "who? What?" My God, the man can't remember what he was talking about five minutes before!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I'm no psychologist, but speaking as a brain surgeon I'd argue against the many arguments that argue Sir's brain is pudding. Looking at the tilted head, damp ears, and listening to the mouth it's obvious that Sir's brain has turned into piss.

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Amezed's avatar

I vote tertiary syphilis for $10, Mr. Trebek

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Hank Napkin's avatar

“Means "three" but really Number One! The very tops of the syphilis many people are saying!”

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Terry Southworth's avatar

I don't find the many emails a day annoying, ( because I understand I DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM ALL!). I do find having to scroll through the paragraph and a half annoying. That's all.

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