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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I used to work for Fulton County and little did I know it was the motherlode.

rtpoeman's avatar

Toxic smoke, though.

satch's avatar

"That's right, Mark Meadows told Trump to call Frances Watson."

To be fair, Trump, when he's confronted by a lie so blatant that some press stenographer calls him out on it, will often fall back on the "That's what I'm hearing", or "That's what I was told" dodge. Mark, I think you'll be nice and comfy under that bus...

Littorally Speaking's avatar

OT: Not sure why that picture of Baldwin’s Twitler reminded me (JK, I am sure), but Trader Joe’s has a newish item in the frozen section called “Brazilian Cheese Bread”, and while I do not recall having ever sampled any bread of Brazilian origin—not even in a churrascaria rodízio, because why TF would you have bread at an all-you-can-eat barbecue joint?!—cheese-centric or otherwise, however authentic they may be, they are F-ING INCREDIBLE, and gluten-free, also too! 😻

Bart Lynch's avatar

as long as the money rolls in.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis after listening to the phone call: "This is perfect!"

Littorally Speaking's avatar

I made it a whole thirty seconds before the stupid became overwhelming; the only people more idiotic than this asshole are the suckers who voted for him, twice.

Selena60's avatar

Trump's brain is deteriorating far faster than his body, and his body's shot.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Like The Maltese Falcon, it’ll just be worthless (and toxic) lead under a cheap paint job.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

“That’s not a barbecue, that’s grilling!!!1!” – Southern US pedants

Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

So, have the trial in the other national capital city?

Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

For some reason, I am picturing him in prison attire with a bandana and a half scale sidekick singing show tunes. Jailbird Apprentice?

Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

A prison barge that spends summers in Georgia and winters in New York works for me.

NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

In that imaginary youth of yours, you would have competition from my imaginary youth. She is smart and very cute but recently married.

lastroth's avatar

Just need to make sure he has the right striped jumpsuit.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

This morning I had to listen to coworkers talk about how Biden is obviously senile and I was like “have you been paying attention for the past four years? Your guy is insane!”