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I used to work for Fulton County and little did I know it was the motherlode.

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Toxic smoke, though.

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"That's right, Mark Meadows told Trump to call Frances Watson."

To be fair, Trump, when he's confronted by a lie so blatant that some press stenographer calls him out on it, will often fall back on the "That's what I'm hearing", or "That's what I was told" dodge. Mark, I think you'll be nice and comfy under that bus...

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OT: Not sure why that picture of Baldwin’s Twitler reminded me (JK, I am sure), but Trader Joe’s has a newish item in the frozen section called “Brazilian Cheese Bread”, and while I do not recall having ever sampled any bread of Brazilian origin—not even in a churrascaria rodízio, because why TF would you have bread at an all-you-can-eat barbecue joint?!—cheese-centric or otherwise, however authentic they may be, they are F-ING INCREDIBLE, and gluten-free, also too! 😻

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as long as the money rolls in.

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Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis after listening to the phone call: "This is perfect!"

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I made it a whole thirty seconds before the stupid became overwhelming; the only people more idiotic than this asshole are the suckers who voted for him, twice.

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Trump's brain is deteriorating far faster than his body, and his body's shot.

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Like The Maltese Falcon, it’ll just be worthless (and toxic) lead under a cheap paint job.

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“That’s not a barbecue, that’s grilling!!!1!” – Southern US pedants

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So, have the trial in the other national capital city?

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For some reason, I am picturing him in prison attire with a bandana and a half scale sidekick singing show tunes. Jailbird Apprentice?

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A prison barge that spends summers in Georgia and winters in New York works for me.

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In that imaginary youth of yours, you would have competition from my imaginary youth. She is smart and very cute but recently married.

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Just need to make sure he has the right striped jumpsuit.

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This morning I had to listen to coworkers talk about how Biden is obviously senile and I was like “have you been paying attention for the past four years? Your guy is insane!”

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